FRANK ZAPPA lyrics

Hungry Freaks, Daddy
I Ain't Got No Heart
Who Are The Brain Police?
Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
Motherly Love
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
Wowie Zowie
You Didn't Try To Call Me
Anyway The Wind Blows
I'm Not Satisfied
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
Trouble Every Day
Help, I'm A Rock
It Can't Happen Here
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
Plastic People
The Duke Of Prunes
Amnesia Vivace
The Duke Regains His Chops
Call Any Vegetable
Soft-Sell Conclusion
Big Leg Emma
Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
America Drinks
Status Back Baby
Uncle Bernie's Farm
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
Brown Shoes Don't Make It
America Drinks & Goes Home
The Way I See It, Barry
Bit Of Nostalgia
It's From Kansas
Bored Out 90 Over
Almost Chinese
Switching Girls
At The Gas Station
I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)
Very Distraughtening
White Ugliness
Amen
Just One More Time
A Vicious Circle
Drums Are Too Noisy
Kangaroos
Envelops The Bath Tub
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Are You Hung Up?
Who Needs The Peace Corps?
Concentration Moon
Mom & Dad
Telephone Conversation
Bow Tie Daddy
Harry, You're A Beast
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
Absolutely Free
Flower Punk
Hot Poop
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
Let's Make The Water Turn Black
The Idiot Bastard Son
Lonely Little Girl
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
Mother People
The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
Cheap Thrills
Love Of My Life
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
Deseri
I'm Not Satisfied
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Anything
Later That Night
You Didn't Try To Call Me
Fountain Of Love
No. No. No.
Anyway The Wind Blows
Stuff Up The Cracks
The Voice Of Cheese
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
The Legend Of The Golden Arches
Louie Louie
Sleeping In A Jar
Our Bizarre Relationship
The Uncle Meat Variations
Electric Aunt Jemima
Prelude To King Kong
God Bless America
A Pound For A Brown On The Bus
Ian Underwood Whips It Out
Mr. Green Genes
We Can Shoot You
"If We'd All Been Living In California..."
The Air
Cruising For Burgers
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II
Willie The Pimp
The Gumbo Variations
WPLJ
The Little House I Used To Live In
Valarie
Didja Get Any Onya?
Directly From My Heart To You
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
Toads Of The Short Forest
Get A Little
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Road Ladies
The Nancy & Mary Music
Tell Me You Love Me
Would You Go All The Way?
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
Sharleena
Little House I Used To Live In
The Mud Shark
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
Bwana Dik
Latex Solar Beef
Willie The Pimp Part One
Do You Like My New Car?
Happy Together
Tears Began To Fall
Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
Mystery Roach
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
Tuna Fish Promenade
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
The Sealed Tuna Bolero
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Would You Like A Snack?
Redneck Eats
Centerville
She Painted Up Her Face
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
Shove It Right In
I'm Stealing The Towels
Dental Hygiene Dilemma
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
Penis Dimension
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
Magic Fingers
Dew On The Newts We Got
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
The Girl's Dream
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
Strictly Genteel
The Finale
Billy The Mountain
Call Any Vegetable
Eddie, Are You Kidding?
Magdalena
Dog Breath
Your Mouth
It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
Camarillo Brillo
I'm The Slime
Dirty Love
50/50
Zomby Woof
Dinah-Moe Humm
Montana
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
Nanook Rubs It
St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Father O'Blivion
Cosmik Debris
Excentrifugal Forz
Uncle Remus
Stink-Foot
Penguin In Bondage
Pygmy Twylyte
Dummy Up
Village Of The Sun
Echidna's Arf (Of You)
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
Cheepnis
Son Of Orange County
More Trouble Every Day
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
Inca Roads
Can't Afford No Shoes
Po-Jama People
Florentine Pogen
Evelyn, A Modified Dog
San Ber'dino
Andy
Sofa No. 2
Debra Kadabra
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
200 Years Old
Cucamonga
Advance Romance
Man With The Woman Head
Muffin Man
Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
Black Napkins
The Torture Never Stops
Ms. Pinky
Find Her Finer
Wonderful Wino
Disco Boy
Titties & Beer
Cruising For Burgers
Punky's Whips
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I'm The Slime
Pound For A Brown
Big Leg Emma
The Torture Never Stops
The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
Lemme Take You To The Beach
Flambay
Spider Of Destiny
Time Is Money
Sleep Dirt
The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
I Have Been In You
Flakes
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
I'm So Cute
Jones Crusher
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
Wait A Minute
Bobby Brown Goes Down
Baby Snakes
Tryin' To Grow A Chin
City Of Tiny Lites
Dancin' Fool
Jewish Princess
Wild Love
Yo' Mama
The Central Scrutinizer
Joe's Garage
Catholic Girls
Crew Slut
Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
On The Bus
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Scrutinizer Postlude
A Token Of My Extreme
Stick It Out
Sy Borg
Dong Work For Yuda
Keep It Greasey
Outside Now
He Used To Cut The Grass
Packard Goose
Watermelon In Easter Hay
A Little Green Rosetta
Hog Heaven
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
Treacherous Cretins
Heavy Duty Judy
Gee, I Like Your Pants
Canarsie
Ship Ahoy
Beat It With Your Fist
Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
Pinocchio's Furniture
Stucco Homes
Canard Du Jour
Fine Girl
Easy Meat
For The Young Sophisticate
Love Of My Life
I Ain't Got No Heart
Panty Rap
Tell Me You Love Me
Dance Contest
The Blue Light
Tinsel Town Rebellion
Pick Me, I'm Clean
Bamboozled By Love
Brown Shoes Don't Make It
Peaches III
Teen-Age Wind
Harder Than Your Husband
Doreen
Goblin Girl
Society Pages
I'm A Beautiful Guy
Beauty Knows No Pain
Charlie's Enormous Mouth
Any Downers?
Conehead
You Are What You Is
Mudd Club
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Dumb All Over
Heavenly Bank Account
Suicide Chump
Jumbo, Go Away
If Only She Woulda
Drafted Again
No Not Now
Valley Girl
I Come From Nowhere
Drowning Witch
Teen-Age Prostitute
Cocaine Decisions
SEX
The Radio Is Broken
The Dangerous Kitchen
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
Stick Together
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
Luigi & The Wise Guys
The Closer You Are
In France
Ya Hozna
Sharleena
Truck Driver Divorce
Stevie's Spanking
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
Planet Of My Dreams
Be In My Video
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
Whippin' Post
Prologue
The Mammy Nuns
Harry & Rhonda
Galoot Up-Date
The 'Torchum' Never Stops
That Evil Prince
You Are What You Is
Mudd Club
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Clowns On Velvet
Harry-As-A-Boy
He's So Gay
The Massive Improve'lence
Artificial Rhonda
The Crab-Grass Baby
The White Boy Troubles
No Not Now
Briefcase Boogie
Brown Moses
Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
Drop Dead
Won Ton On
I Don't Even Care
We're Turning Again
Yo Cats
Porn Wars
Elvis Has Just Left The Building
Planet Of The Baritone Women
Any Kind Of Pain
Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation)
When The Lie's So Big
Rhymin' Man
Promiscuous
The Untouchables
Why Don't You Like Me?
Bacon Fat
Murder By Numbers
Jezebel Boy
Outside Now
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
What Kind Of Girl?
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
"Here Comes The Gear, Lads"
The Living Garbage Truck
A Typical Sound Check
"This Is Neat"
The Motel Lobby
Getting Stewed
The Motel Room
"Don't Take Me Down"
The Dressing Room
Learning "Penis Dimension"
"You There, With The Hard On!"
Divan
Sleeping In A Jar
"Don't Eat There"
Super Grease
Wonderful Wino
Sharleena
Cruising For Burgers
Diptheria Blues
Well
Say Please
Scum Bag
A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
Beer Shampoo
Champagne Lecture
Childish Perversions
Playground Psychotics
The Mud Shark Interview
"There's No Lust In Jazz"
Botulism On The Hoof
You Got Your Armies
The Spew King
I'm Doomed
Status Back Baby
The London Cab Tape
Concentration Moon, Part One
The Sanzini Brothers
"It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This"
Concentration Moon, Part Two
Mom & Dad
Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
Billy The Mountain
He's Watching Us
If You're Not A Professional Actor
He's Right
Going For The Money
Jeff Quits
A Bunch Of Adventures
Martin Lickert's Story
A Great Guy
Bad Acting
The Worst Reviews
A Version Of Himself
I Could Be A Star Now
Prologue
Progress?
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
Holding The Group Back
Holiday In Berlin
The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
Undaunted, The Band Plays On
Agency Man
Help, I'm A Rock
Pound For A Brown
Sleeping In A Jar
Let's Make The Water Turn Black
Harry, You're A Beast
The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)
Intro
Be-Bop Tango
Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992
Welcome To The United States
Pound For A Brown
"This Is Phaze III"
"Oh-Umm"
They Made Me Eat It
"A Very Nice Body"
"How The Pigs' Music Works"
Xmas Values
"Dark Water!"
Amnerika
"Have You Ever Heard Their Band?"
Religious Superstition
"Saliva Can Only Take So Much"
Buffalo Voice
"Someplace Else Right Now"
"A Kayak (On Snow)"
N-Lite
"I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back"
"Attack! Attack! Attack!"
"A Different Octave"
"This Ain't CNN"
"The Pigs' Music"
"This Is All Wrong"
Hot & Putrid
"Flowing Inside-Out"
"I Had A Dream About That"
Gross Man
"A Tunnel Into Muck"
Why Not?
"Put A Little Motor In 'Em"
"You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!"
"Cold Light Generation"
"That Would Be The End Of That"
The Blackouts
Lost In A Whirlpool
Ronnie Sings?
Kenny's Booger Story
Ronnie's Booger Story
Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Tiger Roach
Fountain Of Love
Anyway The Wind Blows
Charva
The Dick Kunc Story
Cops & Buns
I'm A Band Leader
Alley Cat
Wonderful Wino
Inca Roads
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
Sharleena
Library Card
Master Ringo
9/8 Objects
Amnerika
Wonderful Tattoo!
Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
Stink-Foot
The Poodle Lecture
Dirty Love
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
I Ain't Got No Heart
I'm Not Satisfied
Black Napkins
Advance Romance
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
The Torture Never Stops
Kaiser Rolls
Find Her Finer
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
Lonely Little Girl
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
Keep It Greasy
Dinah-Moe Humm
Camarillo Brillo
Muffin Man
Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
Pretty Pat
Motherly Love
Plastic People
Anyway The Wind Blows
I Ain't Got No Heart
The Phone Call / My Babe
Hitch Hike
I'm So Happy I Could Cry
Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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