Crywank Lyrics

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album: "James Is Going To Die Soon" (2010)

Crywank - James Is Going To Die Soon album cover

Welcome To Castle Irwell

You Won't Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)

An Intimate Message

Late Night People Watching

Harvey Milk Shit On The Table

Zains, Cam4, Wah Wah And Sirens

Thomas Saunders Gang Chant

mixtape: "I Daren't Call This Stoner" (2011)

Welcome To Castle Eughggughghgughg

I Dance To Trance In Garbage Pants

Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber

album: "Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown" (2012)

Crywank - Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown album cover

Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)

Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber

Care Not For Your Clubnights

The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing

Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck!

It's Ok, I Wouldn't Remember Me Either

Deep Down I'm Really Kirk Van Houten

You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity

album: "Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid" (2013)

Crywank - Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid album cover

Song For A Guilty Sadist

If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up

Crywank Are Posers

Obsessive Muso With No Friends

"Who Is Thomas Saunders And Why Is He Significant In Your Writings?"

Only Everyone Can Judge Me

GB Eating GB Whilst Listening To GB

Deep Down I'm American Werewolf

I Am A Familiar Creak In Your Floorboards

Do You Have Ppe For Self-Esteem?

This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)

album: "Don't Piss On Me, I'm Already Dead" (2016)

Crywank - Don't Piss On Me, I'm Already Dead album cover

Forlorn Leghorn

Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To It's Final Few Drips

There All Is Aching

I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me

A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights

Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)

Your Own Worst Enemy Critic

Baby Self-Absorbed

Falling Down A Hole

album: "Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling." (2017)

Crywank - Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. album cover

A Soreness So Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned

Pt. 2: Electric Boogaloo

When You Eat Yourself, First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse

Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2

A Phony In A World Of Holden Caulfields

(Onion) Garden Fart (Onion)

Tin Foil Hat Crew At The Student House Party

Don't Forget To Like Share And Subscribe

I Think I'm Dying And I'm Doing Nothing About It

Anti-Capitalism Is A Great Marketing Technique

Thoughts On Self-Described DIY Bands Engaging With A Profit-Based Print Media

An Academics Lament On Barbie

Life Is Life And That's So Deep

Roll-On Deoderant

The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock

EP: "Shameless Money Grab" (2018)

I'll Have Something In A Bit

album: "Wearing Beige On A Grey Day" (2019)

Crywank - Wearing Beige On A Grey Day album cover

I Light A Candle Where The Streetlight Points Up

(Instrumental)

I'll Have Some In A Bit

The Poured Boy Of Kutná Hora

Unassimilated Normie

Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole

It Was A Swift Not A Swallow (I Never Listen)

All Of My Political And Spiritual Beliefs In Less Than A Minute

album: "Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth" (2020)

Crywank - Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth album cover

I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. I: Bicker Man

I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. II: Stretch Armstonk

I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. III: The Bards Mard

I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. IV: Just Potatoes

I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. V: Yellow Donut Doggo

I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. VI: We Could've But We Didn't

(Instrumental)

I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. VII: Merry Sage Of Perspective

I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. VIII: Mince (Hack Into The Mainframe)

Time Away From Nosferatu

(Instrumental)

The Yolk That Fell Out

Imitating A Brief Projetion Of Gurdjieff

(Instrumental)

Ego Is a Phoenix

Life In The Chalk Basket

(Instrumental)

Wellington Wisp, Pt. I: On the Mill Floor

(Instrumental)

Wellington Wisp, Pt. II: M407fs

(Instrumental)

A Fart At Night Resets The Balance

Deep Down I'm Really Mark Smith

album: "Just Popping In To Say Hi" (2021)

Crywank - Just Popping In To Say Hi album cover

Hey Dan How R U Miss U

Trying To Pass Off Playing Merge Games As A Form Of Meditation

Thinking About A Potentially Awkward Interaction With An Old Friend

On My Mind by Kylie V by Crywank

One Hundred Million Years Ago A Hero Crossed The Land

Memories Elephant

I Am A Rockstar Who Is Really Cool And Sexy

Crumpledbigskin

Commodified Dissent As An Act Of Resistance (Or The Many Disappointments Of The Fictional Band Of Hypocrites Known As Ultra Bono)

other songs:

Don't Listen To This Song

List Of Legends (Demo)

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