"I Think I Killed Rudolph" lyrics

There's snow on the road
And its icy cold
Can't wait to see your face
As soon I get home
Got the car fully packed
Filled with presents in fact
Got a tree on the roof
Driving giddy like a 10 year old

I've been working so hard giving Santa help
At the towns local mall
As a fucking elf
But it's Christmas tonight
So I'll just close my eyes
And imagine the turkey cooking
And the way its gonna smell

But then bang
Bang
Bang
Bang
Bang I hit something oh damn
I said
Oh dear oh dear what's
In my rear view mirror
A moose or a deer

I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas
Ice on the road
Blood on the snow
Think that I killed Rudolph
This Christmas
I saw a nose
Red and it glowed
Head it exploded
On my hood
This ain't good
I'm sorry dear Santa
I think I killed Rudolph
This Christmas
I hope you can still find your way

I'll bet Donna, Blitzen and Dasher can
Find a way to my house for the presents and
Yeah we both know the drill
Let's not talk bout road kill
Don't cry over spilt milk I know your a cookie man

That's your thang
Wasn't planned
I Would go back in time but I can't
I said
Oh dear oh dear what's
In my rear view mirror
A moose or a deer

I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas
Ice on the road
Blood on the snow
Think that I killed Rudolph
This Christmas
I saw a nose
Red and it glowed
Head it exploded
On my hood
This ain't good
I'm sorry dear Santa
I think I killed Rudolph
This Christmas
I hope you can still find your way

Just heard bang
Bang

Yeah it plays on my mind
Was his fault or mine
Had my eyes closed at the time

I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas
Ice on the road
Blood on the snow
Think that I killed Rudolph
This Christmas
I saw a nose
Red and it glowed
Head it exploded
On my hood
This ain't good
I'm sorry dear Santa
I think I killed Rudolph
This Christmas
I hope you can still come deliver those presents today
Santa