"Beer Drinkin' Opportunity" lyrics

Middle of the lake
In the middle of the day
My ol' evinrude
Just decided not to crank
Nobody there to tow it
Sure ain't gonna row it
Cooler sittin' open
Aluminum a-floatin'
And I wasn't sinkin' so that got me thinkin'
This here just might be...

Beer drinkin' opportunity
Ain't gonna matter after two or three
(This) half empty's feelin' plenty good to me
This beer drinkin' opportunity

Waitin' for a plane
Sittin' at the gate
Right next to a bar that was
Carryin' the game
Delay sign still blinkin'
And that got me thinkin'
It'd sure be a shame to waste this...

Beer drinkin' opportunity
Ain't gonna matter after two or three
(This) half empty's feelin' plenty good to me
This beer drinkin' opportunity

Baby, don't worry about it
You need you a girl's night out on the town
I'll be ok at the end of the day
You know that I can't turn down

Beer drinkin' opportunity
Ain't gonna matter after two or three
(This) half empty's feelin' plenty good to me
This beer drinkin' opportunity
Don't always go the way it's s'posed to go
It ain't the end of the world, ya know
Sometimes what's meant to be's meant to be
A beer drinkin' opportunity
Sometimes what's meant to be's meant to be
A beer drinkin' opportunity