"In Your Pussy" lyrics

I got another one
What you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full!
Hey you like that shit?
When a hooker is young she uses vaseline
What she use when she gets old?
Polygrip!
Hahahahaha

Afroman
I'm in your pussy
Bumpin up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman
I'm in your pussy
Bumpin up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman Palmdale, Cali get high desert
Any dope valley
When I was a boy I couldn't find a girl
Now I got women all over the world
Like Naughty Nancy from North Carolina
Back n forth in her hot vagina
Is your pussy sore?
She said kinda... She came!
People heard her screaming in China
Big Jug June down in Peru
Sucked me till my dick shriveled up like a prune
10 minutes later my dicks high point
June smoked it like a joint
Your daughters fucked
You caught her yelling
I gotta rotate
In Cape Carteret
Doing the dime at the time
Drinking my jizz like colt 45

Afroman
I'm in your pussy
Bumpin up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman
I'm in your pussy
Bumpin up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin grass

Molly, Molly Blanchete
Licked my dick like a Jolly Rancher
Drove her home from Wilmington
Stuck it in her pussy cause I ain't done
Country singers from Nashville
Shaking ass smoking grass fo real
Jumped in the van with the Dixie Chicks
Checked into motherfucking Motel 6
I flew Holly to Hollywood
Pulled out my wood and fucked her good
Grandma Biggie from Ventura
Drunk ma jizz like Ensura
Dick sucker Sandy from San Diago
Won't let go my lego
So I gave her my lego
Then I let go my eggo!

Afroman
I'm in your pussy
Bumpin up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman
I'm in your pussy
Bumpin up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin grass

I fucked Santa's wife in Santa Cruz
Took off her clothes left on the shoes
Bent her over stuffed her stocking
Right before I came I started BAKAWING!
Suck dick Sandy Sent Louis a pispo
Wheres my brand just like nebisko
Suck my dick all the way to Frisco
Came in her face, it looks like crisko
Tried to fuck a girl from Fresno
Baby said she was a lesbo
Unzipped ma pants pulled out ma wood
Took her manhood
I kept on Fucking she started cumming
I be damned she is a woman
She took off her pants and put on a dress
Got Afroman tattooed on her breast

Afroman
I'm in your pussy
Bumpin up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman
I'm in your pussy
Bumpin up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin grass

Rimjob Rena Reno Nevada
Took every inch of my enchilada
I don't gamble but I played her slot
Pulled her titties and hit the jackpot
Titanic tits from Toothesun
Gave her two daughters and two sons
Betty from Boston Massachusetts
Had a massive ass with two massive tits
I smoked some weed drunk some Bacardi
Gave her my Boston teabag party!
Connie Connie from Connecticut
Liked to jump into bed and give me head and shit
I gave Rachel Rachel from Missouri
A facial (facial) until her sight was blurry
I fucked Veronica from Vermont
Her sister her cousin her mum her aunt!

Afroman
I'm in your pussy
Bumpin up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin grass

Afroman
I'm in your pussy
Bumpin up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin grass