"Drakkar Noir" lyrics

"Drakkar Noir"

And eventually invited him to [?]
I'm pretty shocked [?]
Weren't you impressed?
I guess I was impressed
I was just doin' what I liked to do (Uh)

You gotta have the magic touch
You could rap it a million miles a minute, hit all the syllables and still suck
What they lack is a certain twist
A little sprinkle of spice
I'm unique, there's no similar piece of rice (There's only one)
I say my words into the speech device (I do)
And cut a pie like a pizza slice
Steamin'-hot, now it's ready to be served
The boat hopped the jetty, then we swerved (Ooh)
Maybe spill a bowl of spaghetti on my shirt (Shirt)
And left it as a reminder that I was eatin' heavy in speedin' engines (Eatin')
A serious look in my eyes, you see it's no play (Not at all)
You catch the holy ghost before you catch me without a jacket on a cold day
Unpredictable (Yeah)
Might throw the ball long at fourth and inches
Monkey business, I'm throwin' wrenches
Reckless drivin', hittin' poles and benches
Then jumpin' out it, hoppin' over fences (Where we at?)
Close call, now I'm back in effect mode
Unlockin' the safe, had to punch in the correct code
Just to dance off the streets of Los Angeles is a step show

Hey, hey, hey-hey
Na-na-hey, hey, hey (You heard?)

Workin' late tonight, doctor?
Uh (One, two, one, two, one, two)
Woo
Yo, uh

You get out what you put inside, this is not a gift (Nope)
Everything's already been in motion, this is not a shift
One-way ticket to the mountain top, I caught the lift
Pray for the winter, hit my sails and then I caught the drift
I'm in the kitchen, when I cook, it stink like Drakkar Noir (Disgustin')
Skin is thicker than an armadillo, it's hard to scar
You a blimp in the solar system, I'm the largest star
If the shoe doesn't fit you, then disregard the bar (Don't worry about it)
I jump in front of a bullet train and become a blimpy (Now you want me here, huh?)
Thought I was dreamin', had to get somebody to come and pinch me
I'm aerodynamic, you strugglin' to run against me (Keep up)
I made it look like it was complicated but done it simply
I need my chicken, not a dollar short and a day later (Give me my shit)
Penny loafers, Billionaire jeans, and a beige blazer (You know the look)
Don't need to sharpen up the pencil, 'cause it stays razor
Fancy contraptions on the hammer that displays lazer (Bow-bow)
I scope you from two kilometers away
Doctors check my temperature, then they threw the thermometers away
Heavy bass rumble, the speaker box gettin' monitors decayed
I pay no attention when they say who gets busy most, my name, they gon' mention (Me)
You all ventilation with no invention