"Dumb Blonde" lyrics

Dumb blonde

He's just on vacation
She's a family friend in his bed
Turned off his location
Just an accident, phone was dead
I'm so lucky and so clueless
Sleep with her and bring me tulips
Really hate to break the news
And tell him I've been playing stupid

One chance, two chance, three, I'm done
Heading to the hair salon 'cause

He thinks I'm a dumb blonde
Guess that means I'm dumb hot
Wish he knew I take it as a compliment
He meant it as the opposite, but
So what, if I am a dumb blonde
What a way to go and boost my confidence
Oh, I should give my stylist a raise

Dumb, blonde
He thinks I'm so
Dumb, blonde
Blonde

Finally cut him lose like all of my split-ends (We split the ends)
Then I wrote this song about him (About who?)
Now I'm going double platinum (Like it's hard?)
First the hair and now the album

One chance, two chance, three, I'm done
Heading to the hair salon

He thinks I'm a dumb blonde
Guess that means I'm dumb hot
Wish he knew I take it as a compliment
He meant it as the opposite, but
So what, if I am a dumb blonde
What a way to go and boost my confidence
Oh, I should give my stylist a raise

Dumb, blonde
He thinks I'm so
Dumb, blonde
Blonde

Bring on the bleach, rinse and repeat
He's gonna beg down on his knees
Bet he regrets it now he's gone
Shouldn't have messed with a blonde
Bring on the bleach, rinse and repeat
He's gonna beg down on his knees
Bet he regrets it now he's gone
Shouldn't have messed with

A dumb blonde
Guess that means I'm dumb hot
Wish he knew I take it as a compliment
He meant it as the opposite, but
So what, if I am a dumb blonde
What a way to go and boost my confidence
Oh, I should give my stylist a raise

Dumb, blonde
He thinks I'm so
Dumb, blonde

Dumb, blonde
Don't mess with a
Dumb, blonde
Blonde