"Whatever You Wanna" lyrics

This is bar is barely picturesque
The bouncer talked straight to my chest
But you pull me in, and I forget what happened
We take a table at the back
Between the drunks, their lungs all black
You buy my beer, and they call you old-fashioned
Why you laughing, baby?

I will go wherever you wanna
I'll become a champion runner
Follow like a dog in the summer
I will go wherever you wanna
I will do whatever you wanna
Down another round, then another
Scream to karaoke Madonna
I will do whatever you wanna

(Da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da)
(Da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da)

The streetlights go at 5 a.m.
But you and I are sat on this bench
Debating who would make a better boxer (Da-da-da)
Well, you say you, and I say me
But we both know you bruise easily
I throw a hook, pretend to call the doctor
Here's my offer, baby

I will go wherever you wanna
I'll become a champion runner
Follow like a dog in the summer
I will go wherever you wanna
I will do whatever you wanna
Down another round, then another
Scream to karaoke Madonna
I will do whatever you wanna

(Ah-ah) I will go wherever you want me
Long-haul flights to stupid new countries
I will be whoever you dare me
Rita, Tina, Sandra, or Mary
I will do whatever you want to
Read my lines, and say them all on cue
I will do it just 'cause I want to
I will do it just 'cause I want you

I will go wherever you wanna
I'll become a champion runner
Follow like a dog in the summer
I will go wherever you wanna
I will do whatever you wanna
Down another round, then another
Scream to karaoke Madonna
I will do whatever you wanna

I will go wherever you wanna
I'll become a champion runner
Follow like a dog in the summer
(I will be whoever you dare me)
I will go wherever you wanna
(Rita, Tina, Sandra, or Mary)
I will do whatever you wanna
(I will do whatever you want to)
Down another round, then another
(Read my lines, and say them all on cue)
Scream to karaoke Madonna
(I will do it just 'cause I want to)
I will do it just 'cause I want you

Oh, snap
Just the— (Haha)