"Christmas Threw Up All Over You" lyrics

Every inch of your house is covered in plastic twinkling lights
With animated figures too
I'm not trying to be cruel, but you overdid the yule
It looks like Christmas threw up all over you

The snowman rolled itself in front of a car
Who'd blame him after all you've put him through?
The Christmas tree went up in flames, it just couldn't bare the shame
God, it looks like Christmas threw up all over you

Or maybe it was expired eggnog?
Perhaps it was some bad Chinese?
But judging by that festiveness, located at your address
Christmas has some horrible intestinal disease

This never happens to my friends who are Jewish
It's times like this I wish that I were too
When you're lighting the menorah and reading from the Torah
You're safe from Christmas throwing up on you

But I'd hate to be beratin', you're decoratin'
But here's how I'd describe the view
It's like a giant Christmas comet left a trail of tinselly vomit on you
Christmas threw up all over you
It looks like Christmas threw up all over you!