"How To Murder Your Wife" lyrics

Strangle your darling with diamonds
Drown her in sparkling champagne
Dresses from all the sublime ones
Will drive the lady insane

Oh Mediterranean villa
Wears down resistance for life
And then shroud your endowed in Chinchilla
You're just about free now, who she's too weak to see now

So finish her off, tell her you love her
And that's how to murder your wife
Smother that girl in all of that Chinchilla
You're just about free now, who she's too weak to see now

So finish her off, tell her you love her
And that's how to murder your wife

Just smother that girl down in Chinchilla
Ooh, and that's how you bump off your wife
Just smother her down in those minks and Chinchilla
And that's how you murder your wife