"Cowboy Math" lyrics

"Cowboy Math"

Yeah
Cowboy math
Cowboy math
Add it up fast
I carry the one
Carry the one
And double the glass
Double the glass
Whiskey makes the hurt subtract
That's cowboy math
Don't question that

One beer equals none
That's science
Two boots on the bar
That's balance
Gas light on
Still got mileage
If the tab ain't closed, I'm still buying

Cowboy math
Add it up fast
I carry the one
Carry the one
And double the glass
Double the glass
Whiskey makes the hurt subtract
That's cowboy math
Don't question that

If she texts me "LOL", that's flirting
If she's still here, I'm still working
If it's last call, but the light's still on
Then the night ain't over. Carry on

Cowboy math
Add it up fast
I carry the one
Carry the one
And double the glass
Double the glass
Whiskey makes the hurt subtract
That's cowboy math
Don't question that

How many beers is too many?
Ain't hit it yet
How late is too late?
All night
What's the odds she going home with me?
Cowboy math says, "Guaranteed."

If tomorrow's rough, that's future me
He'll deal with it responsibly
Cowboy math
I live by that
Round it down
Forget the past

Yeah
Cowboy math
Cowboy math
Add it up fast
I carry the one
Carry the one
And double the glass
Double the glass
Whiskey makes the hurt subtract
That's cowboy math
Don't question that


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