"Bedtime Thoughts" lyrics

[Part I: Intro]

[Luke Skywalker:]
No. No singing.

[Yoda:]
Son, you ever feel like...
Well
Kinda like
Everything
Most everything is different
Suddenly
Every day
Something's slippin' away
From you
I once had a fragrant froggy named Lil' Toadio
May you have a friend like Toadio of your very own

[Part II: Bedtime Stroll]

[Yoda:]
Now I do the bedtime stroll
Touch the bed, turn around, sit down
Hey, nice boots! That's cute! Look at you!

[Luke:]
But I said don't do any song

[Part III: Bad Bambino]

[Yoda:]
Bad Bambino
Mama's gonna leave you at the zoo (Bad Bambino) (my stick)
(Bad Bambino) Bad Bambino! (Bad Bambino)
Bambino!

[Part IV: Maybe Your Baby]

[Luke:]
Man, can you just shut up?

[Yoda:]
Maybe your baby really's a giant baked potato
That you dress like a baby so baby won't look like potato

[Luke:]
You're gonna end up in the shed tonight

[Part V: Big Boy Synthetique]

[Yoda:]
Don't make me laugh, child
Synthetic big boy, big boy, synthetique
You shouldn't speak big boy synthetique
Now I'm ready for my blankie
So crisp (so crisp)
So good (so good)
So cozy (so cozy)
So cozy (so cozy)
I'll never leave here again

[Part VI: Shipwreck]

[Luke:]
Hey, I'm just gonna go

[Yoda:]
Whatever, son

[Luke:]
You gotta sing?

[Yoda:]
Just a shipwreck
That hasn't been found
Don't give up searching
I'm still around

[Luke:]
Unfortunately, a screw's loose

[Part VII: Quite Tight Stalactite]

[Yoda:]
Why-hy-hoo-hoo why-oh-why-oh-why
Does a stalactite
Hang that tight? That's tight-tight
Quite tight stalactite

[Part VIII: There's Something Under My Back]

[Luke:]
It's a dumb song, all right?

[Yoda:]
I may have laid on the remote yet again

[Part IX: I'm Green]

[Yoda:]
Wait
I'm green?
I'm green!
Didn't know I was green!
Strange as it must seem
I'm just finding out I'm green right now
I'm green right now
Right now

[Part X: Everything Changes]

[Yoda:]
Listen
If you find you're green
And that's different from
What you thought you were
It's fine
'Cause sometimes we can't see ourselves
Till we're farther down the line
If everything feels different
That's just 'cause it is
Everything changes, yeah
Everything changes