"Big Girls Cry Parody" lyrics

[Sia:]
This song is so slow and dumb that Maddie is beating her face up
She was on that show 'dance moms'
[Maddie:]
I won't suck my thumb
[Maddie's mom:]
Suck your thumb
Don't be dumb
Sia pays us a ton to be in her weird vids
You just keep being a freak

[Maddie:]
My dance talent is going to waste
All you let me do is touch my face
[Adam:]
Touching your face like that causes acne
I suggest that you use proactive
That's how I stay so damn attractive
[Sia:]
Get lost, Levine, your ego's massive

[Sia:]
No one can figure out what I'm saying in these lame lyrics
I sound like a drunk, high Shakira but much less clearer
[Predators:]
We're watching this at home
And we would like to know
If Maddie gets naked by the end
We wanna see
Oh, no, the cops are here, let's book it
Maddie, call me, here are my digits
[Maddie:]
I'm sick of being in perv's fantasies
So it's time that I'd be escaping
[Maddie's mom:]
I'm afraid that you'll be staying
Don't forget how much cash I'm making
[Maddie:]
I do not care about the money
Sia's mean and she's a dummy
I'm sick of being her mini me
[Maddie's mom:]
I cannot keep up with this chasing
These Martinis have got me wasted
[Maddie:]
Now I can escape
[Sia:]
You're mistaking

[Maddie:]
Oh, my god, Sia is really Tupac
[Tupac:]
I ain't really dead, I just faked it
I've been hiding as a weird female singer
Then I used you to throw people off
I always wanted to make pop songs
But my producers said that was wrong