"Born This Way Parody" lyrics

It doesn't matter if you love men
Or have a fat, hairy chin (Chin, chin, chin, chin)
Just put your paws up
'Cause you were born I way, baby!

My mama told me when I was young
I was born with the wrong naughty parts
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
She pinched my nipples hard (Ouch stop, Mom!)
You were born to be a tranny star
She said, "'Hide your bulging anyway" (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Just be a boy and you'll go far
I want to be your sexy slave

I'm beautiful in my way
Even though I'm a mistake
Check out my man ass, baby
I was born this way
I tuck my junk 'tween my legs
And put a wig on my head
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way
My mom says I'm a mistake
Baby, I was born this way (Born this way)
Ooh, there ain't no other way
I used to be a dude
Check out my man ass, baby
I was born this way

Check out my ass in these tight jeans
Check out my ass in these tight jeans
Check out my ass in these tight jeans
Check out my ass

Get yourself neutered with all your friends
On a Thursday afternoon (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
My mommy told me I'm a dirty boy
She gave me timeout in my room (I'm a naughty boy)
A different lover is not a sin
I'm so H-O-R-N-Y (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I love to put my wig and makeup on
So I can trick all the guys (Naughty boy)

I'm beautiful in my way
Even though I'm a mistake
Check out my man ass, baby
I was born this way
I tuck my junk 'tween my legs
And put a wig on my head
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way
My mom says I'm a mistake
Baby, I was born this way (Born this way)
Ooh, there ain't no other way
I used to be a dude
Check out my man ass, baby
I was born this way