"Drug Addict" lyrics

The last song that I sang made the whole world's ears bleed
So I made another one
Am I the only one whose nipples are throbbing?
Does anyone know where I can find drugs?
I think I need to puke
I sniffed way too much glue
I really need some cocaine
My head's up in the clouds
I think I smoked way too much weed

I'm a drug addict
Drug addict
It's my time, feeling great, getting high
I'm thumbing at the lips
I might vomit
I've waited for so long to put this stuff up my nose
I'm a drug addict
Drug addict
It's my time, feeling great, getting high
I'm thumbing at the lips
I might vomit
I've waited for so long to put this stuff up my nose

Oh shit, I'm about to lose it
Just ran out of Xanax
All my crack has been sniffed
Take a swig of whiskey
I just grabbed my panties
I will go and eat one
If they give me more drugs
More drugs
Drugs, drugs, drugs
Ding, ding, ding, ding

If it's drugs you want, it's drug I got
Just come over here and touch my slob
If a kid doesn't need you, bet I'll be there
Got all kinds of goodies, so don't be scared
Ding, I've got just what you need
Plenty and plenty of woo-woo seeds
Taking pictures of you like a paparazzi
Head home, look at them and strain the broccoli
Flip-flap, flip-flap, bing-bang-bong
Plugging bags, ribs, you ding-dang-dong
Been spying on you since you turned ten
Hiding outside and smacking my ding-ding
Oh, come here, little girlie
Take a sip of this, it'll put you right to sleep
It'll make you feel right

I'm a drug addict
Drug addict
It's my time
Feeling great, getting high
I'm foaming at the lips
I might vomit
I've waited for so long
To put this stuff up my nose

I'm a drug addict
Drug addict
It's my time
Feeling great, getting high
I'm foaming at the lips
I might vomit
I've waited for so long
To put this stuff up my nose
To put this stuff up my nose
I'm a drug addict