"I Wear A Glove (When I Masturbate)" lyrics

I wear it every day and night
Jerkin' my jimmies side to side
The spiky finger feels so fine
They make my old snake come alive

It's the way I'm feelin', I just can't deny
That I gotta let one go

I wear a glove when I masturbate
I wear a glove when I masturbate
I wear a glove when I masturbate
I wear a glove when I masturbate

I wear a glove when I masturbate
I wear a glove when I masturbate
I wear a glove when I masturbate
I wear a glove when I masturbate

I slam my left hand in the door
So I wear it on my right
Turn away, cause I'm a wrinkled whore
I feel the meat beat in my mind

It's the way I'm feelin', I just can't deny
That I gotta let one go

I wear a glove when I masturbate
I wear a glove when I masturbate
I wear a glove when I masturbate
I wear a glove when I masturbate