"Exes In Bedsheets" lyrics
The first haunting began at seventeen and a half
Broke, drunk Peter Pan, paying rent to the bar
He thought I could change him
I thought I could save him
Sent him to the grave instead
Round two didn't hurt, so I kept him around
But everyone I love is afraid of him now
History never changes
Once it's seen you naked
Benefit of friendship's dead
Monsters, werewolves, I'm not scared
But one missed call from Jack?! Ahh!
Nothing more terrifying
Than exes in bedsheets
Oh, there's no point in hiding from
Exes in bedsheets
They're like
"Ooh, I miss you"
"Ooh, I wanna stay friends"
Ooh, no ghost can haunt you like your ex
Nightmare number three — a devil wearing a dress
She ripped my heart to pieces, but she looked so good in red
Love-drunk blind obsession
Momentary heaven
Dragged me down to hell and never let me leave
Demons, vampires, I don't care
But fifteen texts from Layla?! Ahh!
Nothing more terrifying
Than exes in bedsheets
Oh, there's no point in hiding from
Exes in bedsheets
They're like
"Ooh, I miss you"
"Ooh, I wanna stay friends"
Ooh, no ghost can haunt you like your ex
We're gathered here today to celebrate the death
Of past relationships, situationships, and awkward one-night stands
Doomed to spend eternity in the recently deleted
And the archived family group chats
Although they are no longer with us
Their memory lives on through a variety of old T-shirts
Shared playlists, and apparently my DMs
At 2 a.m. on a random fucking Tuesday!
Nothing more terrifying
Than exes in bedsheets
Ahh!
Oh, there's no point in hiding from
Exes in bedsheets
They're like
"Ooh, I miss you"
"Ooh, I wanna stay friends"
Ooh, no ghost can haunt you like your ex
"Ooh, wanna go for coffee?"
"Ooh, this song made me think of you"
"Ooh, I love the new hair"
Exes in bedsheets
"Ooh, I had a dream about you last night"
"Ooh, happy birthday"
Ugh, shut up!
No ghost can haunt you like your ex
Broke, drunk Peter Pan, paying rent to the bar
He thought I could change him
I thought I could save him
Sent him to the grave instead
Round two didn't hurt, so I kept him around
But everyone I love is afraid of him now
History never changes
Once it's seen you naked
Benefit of friendship's dead
Monsters, werewolves, I'm not scared
But one missed call from Jack?! Ahh!
Nothing more terrifying
Than exes in bedsheets
Oh, there's no point in hiding from
Exes in bedsheets
They're like
"Ooh, I miss you"
"Ooh, I wanna stay friends"
Ooh, no ghost can haunt you like your ex
Nightmare number three — a devil wearing a dress
She ripped my heart to pieces, but she looked so good in red
Love-drunk blind obsession
Momentary heaven
Dragged me down to hell and never let me leave
Demons, vampires, I don't care
But fifteen texts from Layla?! Ahh!
Nothing more terrifying
Than exes in bedsheets
Oh, there's no point in hiding from
Exes in bedsheets
They're like
"Ooh, I miss you"
"Ooh, I wanna stay friends"
Ooh, no ghost can haunt you like your ex
We're gathered here today to celebrate the death
Of past relationships, situationships, and awkward one-night stands
Doomed to spend eternity in the recently deleted
And the archived family group chats
Although they are no longer with us
Their memory lives on through a variety of old T-shirts
Shared playlists, and apparently my DMs
At 2 a.m. on a random fucking Tuesday!
Nothing more terrifying
Than exes in bedsheets
Ahh!
Oh, there's no point in hiding from
Exes in bedsheets
They're like
"Ooh, I miss you"
"Ooh, I wanna stay friends"
Ooh, no ghost can haunt you like your ex
"Ooh, wanna go for coffee?"
"Ooh, this song made me think of you"
"Ooh, I love the new hair"
Exes in bedsheets
"Ooh, I had a dream about you last night"
"Ooh, happy birthday"
Ugh, shut up!
No ghost can haunt you like your ex
