"Instant Girl" lyrics

Well, there's instant coffee, and there's instant tea
Everybody's goin' on an instant spree
And I bet you somewhere in this crazy world
That somebody's workin' on an instant girl

Well, you open up the package, pour the water in
And if she comes away too fat you add until she's thin
And if she doesn't love you and treat you tenderly
Well, you can get another at your nearby grocery, hey

There's instant cookies, and there's instant cake
And now, I even hear they're makin' instant steak
And somewhere on the TV I know I'm gonna see
An instant girl make love to me

Well, you open up the package, pour the water in
And if she comes away too fat you add until she's thin
And if she doesn't love you and treat you tenderly
Well, you can get another at your nearby grocery, hey

Yeah, there's instant coffee, and there's instant tea
And I'm a-gonna look until I see
I search up and down each department store
And if I don't find her there then I'll go lookin' some more

Well, you open up the package, pour the water in
And if she comes away too fat you add until she's thin
And if she doesn't love you and treat you tenderly
Well, you can get another at your nearby grocery, yeah

You open up the package, pour the water in
And if you...