"Got Beat Up By A Girl" lyrics

Some girl named Sally walked up
And asked me
"What's the story?"

I said it's something with inning
Beginning and a plot
And she said "No!"
"I know you know!"
"And you know that I know you know!"
And I said "What?"
And she took the shot

I got beat up by a girl
With the right hook
Straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
Or maybe she got lucky
Either way you lived that day
A thousand times
In my aching head

But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
How proud he'd be
If he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl

I never even saw it coming
Hey, does someone have
An aspirin
Was I caught looking up her skirt
Or was it someone that I did?

And I said

Wait!

Not in the face!

And then she punched me in the face
And kicked my nuts
I think she hates my guts

I got beat up by a girl
With the right hook
Straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
Or maybe she got lucky
Either way you lived that day
A thousand times
In my aching head

You know I never lived it down
And I feel like such a
Fool
As I lay there on the ground
It was hard to keep it cool

But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
How proud he'd be
If he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
Got beat up by a girl

And then one day
Junior High
In the corner of a cafeteria
Listening to a stereo
On a walk
Then munching on some raisin blend
Was the Girl that kicked my butt
All the way to Pizza Hut
At least that's how she put it way back in

I said
Hello

She said
F O!

I said "Let's put this in the past"
And then she whooped my ass
Again

I got beat up by a girl
With the right hook
Straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
Or maybe she got lucky
Either way you lived that day
A thousand times
In my aching head

You know I never lived it down
And I feel like such a
Fool
As I lay there on the ground
It was hard to look cool

But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
How proud he'd be
If he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl