"EVIL APHRODITE" lyrics

I think I woulda believed it
If you told me
That the sun sets in the morning
And it rose in the afternoon
Girl I would believe it because of you
And you could give me a paper
And call it a passport
And I'd get deported for tryna get cash for it
And you'd laugh at me like you do
But I woulda did it all just for you
You're like sadistically tweaking
And baby that's true because statistically speaking
You like to mess with people inexplicably, meaning
You hurt them just because it cheers you up for some reason

Evil Aphrodite
Shooting folks like Cupid
I thought that she liked me
I must be fucking stupid
Evil Aphrodite

Oh she was
A perfect mix, she's a beautiful concoction
My friends had told me to proceed with some caution but
I didn't focus on the signs
I focused on her pearly white teeth and her pretty brown eyes, look
The thing that's missing from the mix is the honesty
But that can work if you're a woman looking goddessy
Her gaze would turn into a devilish stare
But I never seemed to notice in my white Honda Odyssey

Evil Aphrodite
Shooting folks like Cupid
I thought that she liked me
I must be fucking stupid
Evil Aphrodite

Sometimes I wish I could turn the clock back
Give some advice to myself to stop that guy from falling
Stop that guy
But I don't think I could help him
He would have done the same thing still
And she was already aiming
She had her kill in sight
And she was right about to bite
So he's a fallen soldier
Doesn't even know that he's been captured
She's a siren
He's a pirate with his dream about to shatter

Evil Aphrodite
Shooting folks like Cupid
I thought that she liked me
I must be fucking stupid
Evil Aphrodite