"Sexless Virgins" lyrics

"Sexless Virgins"

I waited for an hour
Just standing in the shower
I realized you weren't coming back
And though it begs the question
It leaves me second guessing
Did I really just say that?

And then the doorbell rings
I open it and see

Someone put my address on Craigslist
Someone put my address online
Someone put my address on Craigslist
Now there's a line of sexless virgins at the door
Woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh

It's empty under covers
I need to find a lover
These apps don't work at all
And maybe I am ugly
So no one wants to fuck me
This is a wakeup call

Chat online with e-girls til my credit card declines
Then I draw the blinds

Someone put my address on Craigslist
Someone put my address online
Someone put my address on Craigslist
Now there's a line of sexless virgins at the door
Woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh

Who the hell's tryna get back at me?
I've got too many enemies!
Too many enemies!
Who am I supposed to be?!
I've got too many enemies!
Too many enemies!

Someone put my address on Craigslist
Someone put my address online
Someone put my address on Craigslist
Now there's a line of sexless virgins at the door
Someone put my address on Craigslist
Someone put my address online
Someone put my address on Craigslist
Now there's a line of sexless virgins
Now there's a line of sexless virgins


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