"Democrats Don't Deserve Christmas Gifts" lyrics

Last Christmas the North Pole was booming
Toys were on all of the shelves
Now Santa can't find any workers
'Cause the government's paying his elves

So Santa came up with a new plan
Since there's not enough toys to go round
He'd deliver the toys to the good girls and boys
Who's folks didn't vote for this clown

He said Democrats don't deserve Christmas
Looks like old Santa is pissed
Told em Democrats don't deserve Christmas
You're all on one big naughty list

He wrote "Let's go Brandon" right there on his sleigh
He took the red pill and he's comin' your way
Singing Democrats don't deserve Christmas gifts

Santa heard about gas and inflation
And what Biden's planning to do
So he hovered right over the White House
And let all of his reindeer go poo

Santa knows that he'll probably be canceled
By Left Wings and those spoiled brats
But Santa just tweeted this morning
Said, "You snowflakes can all kiss my ass"

Because Democrats don't deserve Christmas
Looks like old Santa is pissed
Told em Democrats don't deserve Christmas
You're all on one big naughty list

He wrote "Let's go Brandon" right there on his sleigh
He took the red pill and he's comin' your way
Singing Democrats don't deserve Christmas
Democrats don't deserve Christmas
Democrats don't deserve Christmas gifts

(Now that's a dadgum Christmas classic)