"Bad Apple" lyrics
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
I went cocaine to Cola, straight to bottled water
I went diesel to electric, but the globe is gettin' hotter
I can't even watch porn 'cause it's bad for my wrist
And if liquor's so evil, why's it stoppin' the twitch?
I went dairy to almonds, straight to bein' vegan
'Cause they told me it was murder and I don't like the beefin'
I can't even shop at Walmart 'cause they're callin' 'em crooks
And I would love to read about it, but they're bannin' the books
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
Taste so sweet
Went from stripper to girlfriend, straight to bein' single
Now my mom is disappointed, set me up on Christian Mingle
Video games are killin' my brain cells
All the fun jobs don't even pay well, shit (Well, shit)
Okay (Okay)
The internet says we're fucked anyway
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
Taste so sweet
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why do all the best drugs keep on killin' my friends?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
I went cocaine to Cola, straight to bottled water
I went diesel to electric, but the globe is gettin' hotter
I can't even watch porn 'cause it's bad for my wrist
And if liquor's so evil, why's it stoppin' the twitch?
I went dairy to almonds, straight to bein' vegan
'Cause they told me it was murder and I don't like the beefin'
I can't even shop at Walmart 'cause they're callin' 'em crooks
And I would love to read about it, but they're bannin' the books
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
Taste so sweet
Went from stripper to girlfriend, straight to bein' single
Now my mom is disappointed, set me up on Christian Mingle
Video games are killin' my brain cells
All the fun jobs don't even pay well, shit (Well, shit)
Okay (Okay)
The internet says we're fucked anyway
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
Taste so sweet
If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead
Why do all the best drugs keep on killin' my friends?
If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep
If the apple's so bad, why's it taste so sweet?
Writer(s): Nolan Winfield Sipe, Cal Shapiro, Jack Riley, Cameron Whitcomb
