"You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, and as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
And I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
Yes, you're stink, stank, you're stunk!
Yes, you are... Mr. Grinch, yes, you are