"The Ballad Of Tommy & Joey" lyrics
Bill at the bar had some beer and some liquor
Started running his mouth, spewing shit like a river
'Bout Adam and Eve and the sanctity of marriage
I said "Careful there, Pal, you might just leave with a bandage"
But too bad for Bill 'cause Tommy and Joey
Playing footsie at the bar, 6'5", 240
Stood from their table, polished their whiskey
Dusted their knuckles, I said "Goddamn, Billy..." (All right)
Blue Collar gays will kick your teeth in
Working class queers are going to call your bluff
Homophobes, just stick to preaching
'Cause Blue Collar gays are going to fuck you up
Started running his mouth, spewing shit like a river
'Bout Adam and Eve and the sanctity of marriage
I said "Careful there, Pal, you might just leave with a bandage"
But too bad for Bill 'cause Tommy and Joey
Playing footsie at the bar, 6'5", 240
Stood from their table, polished their whiskey
Dusted their knuckles, I said "Goddamn, Billy..." (All right)
Blue Collar gays will kick your teeth in
Working class queers are going to call your bluff
Homophobes, just stick to preaching
'Cause Blue Collar gays are going to fuck you up
