"Hi." lyrics

I'm sorry that I took your grandma's liver
No I didn't know better when I made that ransom letter
But all I wanted was a million dollars
When I kidnapped her, and your mother and father
So cut me a little slack, I just want a little crack...
I mean— I used to but now, you won't get off my back
I'm sorry, I guess...
By the way, I "accidentally" decapitated your cat