"the nft man" lyrics

"the nft man"

Hey, darling
Look and see
I just bought an NFT!

I'm starting down at the bottom
My mo-money in tow (Aight)
I know just what I'm doing
Got life savings to blow (Woah)
I found one, so unique
And I could never say no
Why you wanna say no
To the non-fungible? (Woah-woah-woah, woah)

Look at me
Spending all of our money
To get more, more (Woah, woah)
Gonna get so much more (Woah)
I don't care, if my wife has left me in pain
I'll meet her again at the top of the block chain

What torture, man (Woah)
20 seconds in, I've lost a quarter grand
Don't you disrespect my grindset (Woah, woah)
Less is more, my friend
'Till the tortures end, end
When will it end? (Woah)

Oh? I'm in severe debt?
Wait, who do you think you are?
"Hello, this is the bank
You overdrew your credit card" (Woah, woah)
But I don't really care, because this song, it goes hard
Don't feel free to screenshot
Or I'ma take you to the graveyard (Woah, woah)

They repossessed my bed and sheets (La)
Never been so poor, livin' on the streets (La-la)
I wish I coulda kept all my receipts (La-la)
Boutta make an NFT out of all these beats (La-la) (Woah, woah)
While ethereum is plummeting my 30 G's (La)
I'm just gonna keep on burning trees (La-la)
Don't care for the disappearing bees (La-la)
Just kidding, won't you quit your cryin' please? (La-la)
(Woah, woah)

I don't care, if my wife has left me in pain
I'll meet her again at the top of the block chain

What torture, man
20 seconds in, I've lost a quarter grand
Don't you disrespect my grindset (Woah, woah)
Less is more, my friend
'Till the tortures end, end
When will it end? (Woah, woah-woah)

Out of the blue
Could I ask you for some
Spare change? (Spare change)
Only a few
Dollars will do
I need spare change (Spare change, spare change)
Need a little cryptocurrency

What torture, man
40 minutes in, I had to sell my land (Woah)
But don't you disrespect my grindset (Woah)
Less is more, my friend (Woah)
'Till the tortures end, end (Woah)
It never ends!

Oh, I'm in severe debt? (Woah)
Wait, who do you think you are?
I'm in severe debt, oh well (Woah)
There goes my credit card
(Uh)


Writer(s): Charles Green
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