"Doom Crossing: Eternal Horizons" lyrics

The life was quiet all around
Cute little island
Nice and non-violent
But everything turned upside down
When a new guy came to town

We got along, he showed me ways
To craft and test things
That cut intestines
Said we could party at his place
All the holidays

It's just what I need
To watch demons bleed
Their blood on my paws
Unholy hordes slaughtered
Now I feel complete

Our worlds collide on eternal horizons
A wild ride, every turn is surprising
We rip and tear until it's done
Then head back home and have some fun
Together we are

One!
One!
One!
One!
Together we are
One!
One!
One!
One!

Reports and papers, nine to five
I kept things in order
Dying of boredom
Always enraged, he spent his life
Giving imps PTSD (Pew pew, pew)

Unlikely friends, two troubled minds
Like sister and brother
We learn from each other
A simple work-life balance guide
That made us a perfect team

In the first age, on the first vacation
Eternal rage he unleashed upon a fruit plantation
In smashing rocks with passion and carnation cultivation
His scorched soul finally found a long-sought salvation

The light of friendship shines through two dimensions
Two puzzle pieces, each other's extensions
Fishing rods, big freaking guns
Hell yeah, together we are one

Our worlds collide on eternal horizons
A wild ride, every turn is surprising
We rip and tear until it's done
Then head back home and have some fun
Together we are

One!
One!
One!
One!
Together we are
One!
One!
One!

We are one
Hehe, haha