"I Hate Fortnite" lyrics
Yeah, did you say Fortnite, that's laughable
Cue the laughing track like those corny backwards TV shows
Yeah, those are made for kids too, you stupid joke
Bet you build and then you choke, die first and then complain on socials
What'd I do to get picked on? Imagine getting mad at a game
If I was forty playing Detective Barbie you might have a case
But I'm not, I swear to God I'm not
Imagine the headlines, Chewie gets exposed for playing with Ken dolls
In a Taco Bell parking lot, I'm getting derailed
Point is, it's pointless to point fingers on a game you think that's pointless
Wow, that's a lotta points given, so check the high score
Crown wins for days, what satisfaction could you want more?
Oh, I don't know, maybe the satisfaction to touch grass
Okay calm down, I know you're mad about coming last in your little games
But that's no reason to hate on me
I just play it 'cause it's fun, if you're toxic then you can leave
Why do people say the same when I talk about this game?
It's like one shared stupid brain saying, "I hate Fortnite"
It's not hard to never play the game that you say you hate
So why are you on my case saying, "I hate Fortnite"?
I got a condescending question to ask
Do you play this game at night in your parents' basement?
Do you ever leave your house, do you ever see the sun
Or crank nineties all day and have no human interaction?
Well, I'm rubber and you're glue
Nah, I'm just playing but the words kinda come back to you, you see
What if I said the same thing about what you play
GTA? Sweating on the mic over animated babes
Ugh, you sir, clear your browser history
Bet Fortnite would be better than that virus on your PC
Alright, let's keep it PG, can we keep the peace please?
I don't start the fight but I can end it if you tease me
Default dance, take the L, and orange justice
Got the justice just because I want to bust myths
Play the games that you all wanna play
But just don't come for me and say the same old thing, please
Why do people say the same when I talk about this game?
It's like one shared stupid brain saying, "I hate Fortnite"
It's not hard to never play the game that you say you hate
So why are you on my case saying, "I hate Fortnite"?
Why do people say the same when I talk about this game?
It's like one shared stupid brain saying, "I hate Fortnite"
It's not hard to never play the game that you say you hate
So why are you on my case saying, "I hate Fortnite"?
Cue the laughing track like those corny backwards TV shows
Yeah, those are made for kids too, you stupid joke
Bet you build and then you choke, die first and then complain on socials
What'd I do to get picked on? Imagine getting mad at a game
If I was forty playing Detective Barbie you might have a case
But I'm not, I swear to God I'm not
Imagine the headlines, Chewie gets exposed for playing with Ken dolls
In a Taco Bell parking lot, I'm getting derailed
Point is, it's pointless to point fingers on a game you think that's pointless
Wow, that's a lotta points given, so check the high score
Crown wins for days, what satisfaction could you want more?
Oh, I don't know, maybe the satisfaction to touch grass
Okay calm down, I know you're mad about coming last in your little games
But that's no reason to hate on me
I just play it 'cause it's fun, if you're toxic then you can leave
Why do people say the same when I talk about this game?
It's like one shared stupid brain saying, "I hate Fortnite"
It's not hard to never play the game that you say you hate
So why are you on my case saying, "I hate Fortnite"?
I got a condescending question to ask
Do you play this game at night in your parents' basement?
Do you ever leave your house, do you ever see the sun
Or crank nineties all day and have no human interaction?
Well, I'm rubber and you're glue
Nah, I'm just playing but the words kinda come back to you, you see
What if I said the same thing about what you play
GTA? Sweating on the mic over animated babes
Ugh, you sir, clear your browser history
Bet Fortnite would be better than that virus on your PC
Alright, let's keep it PG, can we keep the peace please?
I don't start the fight but I can end it if you tease me
Default dance, take the L, and orange justice
Got the justice just because I want to bust myths
Play the games that you all wanna play
But just don't come for me and say the same old thing, please
Why do people say the same when I talk about this game?
It's like one shared stupid brain saying, "I hate Fortnite"
It's not hard to never play the game that you say you hate
So why are you on my case saying, "I hate Fortnite"?
Why do people say the same when I talk about this game?
It's like one shared stupid brain saying, "I hate Fortnite"
It's not hard to never play the game that you say you hate
So why are you on my case saying, "I hate Fortnite"?
