"Red Suit Man" lyrics

"Red Suit Man"
(Deadpool (A Marvel Rivals) Rap)

Yeah so, Marvel Rivals. Great game, everybody's playing it

Red-suit man
Not too slim
Freddy Kruger meets Shady
Guess, I'm a new man
I'm a nuisance
My two cents?
Get me on your team because I need some new friends

Actually, I'mma let you read the blueprints
Skin-tight suit shows I'm packing
It just grew tense
Mr. Fantastic, speaking of, where are Sue's hands?
I'm just playing Mr. Richards, guess I'm just a huge fan

Ah, man
I got a new plan
Where my man at with the claws and the anger issues?
We meet again, give him heals, maybe bring him tissues
You're blue and yellow, black and blue after all my pew pews
Guangguang, thanks for making me whole
A 3-in-1 combo, changing up the roster and roles
But I'm pulling a Zaza when Kingsman needs me the most
'Cause I'm a one-trick deal and I'm running the show

Here comes Wade
Here comes Wade
Fighting jerks and-

Like my French-bread gambit, I am dealing the blows
Toe-to-toe, I'll be hitting 'em no matter the role
A game changer, pedal-to-the-metal I go
Magneto!
Attracted to bullets and now he's out cold

Days like this, I kinda wish I never made it out of Weapon X alive

Red-suit man
Not too slim
Freddy Kruger meets Shady
Guess, I'm a new man
I'm a nuisance
My two cents?
Get me on your team because I need some new friends

Red-suit man
Not too slim
Freddy Kruger meets Shady
Guess, I'm a new man
I'm a nuisance
My two cents?
Get me on your team because I need some new friends

It's random
I've got a massive fandom
Bigger than that walking tree that your wife's a fan of
I got three movies, three roles
Two main holes
Wait a minute, now I feel exposed
I'm 'a break "the fourth wall", you're not playing me right
You think I'm Black Panther, if Black Panther was white
Don't cancel me
What I mean is stop taking dive
Nah, you're right
We'll just blame the furry that's in our backline

Red-suit man
Not too slim
Freddy Kruger meets Shady
Guess, I'm a new man
I'm a nuisance
My two cents?
Get me on your team because I need some new friends

I totally forgot to put on underwear today