"Election Senior Showdown (Beyonce Texas Hold Em Parody)" lyrics
You OK there, Joe?
Aw. Can it, Donald!
Whatever
This election (phew!)
That we holding (ugh)
Is coming 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
Again?!
Slap on your dentures! (ew)
And pick your canes up (OK!)
And don't fall down, down, down, down, down
Don't fall down
I don't think they can get it up for me and you
'Cause Trump's too old and Joe is too
Yeah. They're both old fogies. It's a senior showdown
Don't break a hip, boys, running for the White House!
Phew!
There's a tomato and a mummy
Both seem too ancient to run the country
It's a little risky. They're barely surviving
They've got 151 birthdays between 'em!
Ooh, one leans to the right
He's running from a jail cell selling Bibles online
"It's my favorite book!" -- Trump
Ooh, one leans to the left
He's rambling on in speeches. Says his memory is fine
This election
This senior showdown
Is coming 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
Again?!
Pick up your walkers (easy now!)
Turn your hearing aids up all the way!
And talk real loud, loud, loud, loud, loud
What???
I don't think they can "get it up" for me and you
'Cause Trump's too old and Joe is too
Yeah. They're both old fogies. It's a senior showdown
Don't break a hip, boys, running for the White House!
Phew!
I don't think they can get it up for me and you
'Cause Trump's too old and Joe is too
Yeah. They're both old fogies. It's a senior showdown
Don't break a hip, boys, running for the White House!
Phew!
We're too old!
We're too old!
We're so old!
"Ow!" I gotta sit down. "Whew!"
There's a blue hair coming at us
Too old to drive straight. We're right to panic!
Our first-world problems are geriatric
And they're both running in Depends to the Oval Office
Ooh, one leans to the right
He's stiffer than a penguin
And his golf swing hurts my eyes!
Ooh, one leans to the left
Can't we get a guy born after 1865?
Come on!
Queen B
Get on down, fellas!
To the left, to the left
TikTok
Get your Metamucil
Stir it up!
And your bowl of Jell-O
Jiggle, jiggle
And drink it down, down, down, down, down
Grampa!
I don't think they can giddy up for me and you
'Cause Trump's too old and Joe is too
Yeah. They're both old fogies. It's a senior showdown
Don't break a hip, boys, running for the White House!
I don't think they can get it up for me and you
'Cause Trump's too old and Joe is too
Yeah. They're both old fogies. It's a senior showdown
Don't break a hip, boys, running for the White House!
Phew!
Too old
Too old
So old
I gotta sit down
Aw. Can it, Donald!
Whatever
This election (phew!)
That we holding (ugh)
Is coming 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
Again?!
Slap on your dentures! (ew)
And pick your canes up (OK!)
And don't fall down, down, down, down, down
Don't fall down
I don't think they can get it up for me and you
'Cause Trump's too old and Joe is too
Yeah. They're both old fogies. It's a senior showdown
Don't break a hip, boys, running for the White House!
Phew!
There's a tomato and a mummy
Both seem too ancient to run the country
It's a little risky. They're barely surviving
They've got 151 birthdays between 'em!
Ooh, one leans to the right
He's running from a jail cell selling Bibles online
"It's my favorite book!" -- Trump
Ooh, one leans to the left
He's rambling on in speeches. Says his memory is fine
This election
This senior showdown
Is coming 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
Again?!
Pick up your walkers (easy now!)
Turn your hearing aids up all the way!
And talk real loud, loud, loud, loud, loud
What???
I don't think they can "get it up" for me and you
'Cause Trump's too old and Joe is too
Yeah. They're both old fogies. It's a senior showdown
Don't break a hip, boys, running for the White House!
Phew!
I don't think they can get it up for me and you
'Cause Trump's too old and Joe is too
Yeah. They're both old fogies. It's a senior showdown
Don't break a hip, boys, running for the White House!
Phew!
We're too old!
We're too old!
We're so old!
"Ow!" I gotta sit down. "Whew!"
There's a blue hair coming at us
Too old to drive straight. We're right to panic!
Our first-world problems are geriatric
And they're both running in Depends to the Oval Office
Ooh, one leans to the right
He's stiffer than a penguin
And his golf swing hurts my eyes!
Ooh, one leans to the left
Can't we get a guy born after 1865?
Come on!
Queen B
Get on down, fellas!
To the left, to the left
TikTok
Get your Metamucil
Stir it up!
And your bowl of Jell-O
Jiggle, jiggle
And drink it down, down, down, down, down
Grampa!
I don't think they can giddy up for me and you
'Cause Trump's too old and Joe is too
Yeah. They're both old fogies. It's a senior showdown
Don't break a hip, boys, running for the White House!
I don't think they can get it up for me and you
'Cause Trump's too old and Joe is too
Yeah. They're both old fogies. It's a senior showdown
Don't break a hip, boys, running for the White House!
Phew!
Too old
Too old
So old
I gotta sit down
