"Saw This And FORT Of You" lyrics

Ill-informed, miseducated dross
Falls from your face at a rate of knots
I feel sorry for the one who has to share a bed with you
I'd rather be dead than you

Well, as per usual, my tongue was firmly in cheek
I'll be dreaming up something different next week
It's for the best if you just switch off
I sound self-important, like a product of one of the three troughs

No, I wouldn't want that
Gossiping the day away tit for tat
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
But in terms of reward, you reap who you know

You're like anorexic vultures on Oldham Street
You build each other up, musical elite
Wasn't invited four years ago
I'm still not, and if I was, I wouldn't show
And don't get me wrong, they do a lovely lunch
It's the muppet clientele, what a bunch a cu—
Passing judgement on things they don't know
How you'd love to walk out and steal the show

I wouldn't want that, no, I wouldn't want that
Gossiping the day away tit for tat
It's not your fault, it's just where you go
But in terms of reward, you reap who you know

And please don't think that I'm having a go
Please know that you know that I'm having a go
It's about time that you know

But you know I wouldn't want that
Gossiping the day away tit for tat
It's not your fault, it's just where you go
In terms of reward, you reap who you know