"Homer Let The Barts Out (Human Version)" lyrics

Homer let the Barts out (Homer let the Barts out)
He-He-He opened up the door (He opened up the door)
And started running, and started running
Homer let the Barts out-out

"Let me in!" (Said the boy)
"'Cause mamma's coming home, and I'm cold outside!" (Marge is home)
Homer, he say, "D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!"
Don't have a cow, Marge is home
Lisa's home, Maggie's home
Bart's alone, he's not home
All 'cause Homer let the Barts out-out-out-out-out-out

He said he'd take control (I-I-I-I)
He said he'd take control (He done let the Barts out!)
He did not take control (I-I-I-I)
He did not take control (Open up the door!)
He did not take control

(Rah!) Homer, he not got the groove in
His ass got 'em schmoovin'
His boy, he's a-losin' hard
He let the Bart out, he crying his heart out
Letting the fart out
Marge, she be dissin'
She don't know what she's missing
Now Homer be pissin' her off (Rah!)
Mamma and Papa be crying
"D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!"

He let the Barts out (And they're never coming back)
Homer let the Barts out (And they're never coming back)
Mamma's coming home, and I'm cold outside
(And they're never coming back)
Now he let the boy out (And they're never coming back)
Homer let the Barts out