"Axolotls Party Hard" lyrics
(Minecraft Axolotl Rap)
Right, you kids. Time to employ heuristics
Who's this?
That could be blue or leucistic?
Wild, gold or cyan
Yeah. You guessed it
Not a fish, not a frog
I'm a true misfit
Hi. My name's Axel. I'm an Axolotl
And I came to party. So, pass the bottle
It's not alcoholic
Nah. That's just hot sauce
I pronounce "chipotle" as "chipottle"
Shit's getting fiery
Dear diary
When I die, remember I did it my way
Never dry, never anything but lively
Living life as if every night was a Friday
So, allow me to posit a rhetorical question
For your consideration
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
We're 'bout to get wet. Best pack your goggles
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
Leave your gaff looking like remodelled
Axolotls, party hard
It can get naughty
Clap your hands and rock your body
Or I'll smack your botty
Spotting axolotls is addictive
A little bit
Looking like I crossed Pickle Rick
With a Stickle Brick
Got a lot of kids
Dunno which is legitimate
Strict with the discipline
Kick it your little shin
If I had hips, then I'd wiggle them quick
Putting the twitch through your bits
Like a silicon chip
Hitting the strip club, giving them the minimum tip
And then I drink like a fish 'til I'm visibly pissed
So, allow me to posit a rhetorical question
For your consideration
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
My rap sheet reads like an actual novel
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
Don't do ... though. I lack the nostrils
Axolotls, party hard
It can get naughty
Clap your hands and rock your body
Or I'll smack your botty
Bloody cute, but a ruthless predator
Do fish neat
Don't use chips, vinegar
Or anything to spoil the taste
Enjoy all the scales
And oil their tails
I bite them, while they flail
Ay
A bucket of fish is ... delicious
I tuck in and finish
Under a minute. Chuck us another again
I'm betting, you couldn't do that
Man, I bet you're impressed
Nevertheless it's you that is keeping us as a pet
Which colour pet'll you get?
It's a fluorescent roulette
Because there's several sets
Of different visual effects
It's like a discotheque has just risen from the depths
And your ship's all wet, so best hit the deck
Aboard the dance floor
Strut! What you reckon the plank's for?
Move that junk back and forth
Up and down, like a band saw
And keep it clapping 'til your hand's raw
When I splash, I'm 'a smash
Deeper than the FNAF lore
Cineaste. Not getting critiqued by Peter Bradshaw
It's in the ass. The PG euphemism would be "back door"
Advertiser-friendly or am I already blackballed?
Please, don't demonetise. I'm an ad whore
Accept readily the divisive reductive labels that society forces on you with such relish
That society comes to regret it
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
More inappropriate than wheelchair ramps with cobbles
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
So give us a clap like a backstreet brothel
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
Plough an old bird like a pterodactyl fossil
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
Look out for the blue ones
God attacks and waffles
Axolotls, party hard
It can get naughty
Clap your hands and rock your body
Who's this?
That could be blue or leucistic?
Wild, gold or cyan
Yeah. You guessed it
Not a fish, not a frog
I'm a true misfit
Hi. My name's Axel. I'm an Axolotl
And I came to party. So, pass the bottle
It's not alcoholic
Nah. That's just hot sauce
I pronounce "chipotle" as "chipottle"
Shit's getting fiery
Dear diary
When I die, remember I did it my way
Never dry, never anything but lively
Living life as if every night was a Friday
So, allow me to posit a rhetorical question
For your consideration
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
We're 'bout to get wet. Best pack your goggles
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
Leave your gaff looking like remodelled
Axolotls, party hard
It can get naughty
Clap your hands and rock your body
Or I'll smack your botty
Spotting axolotls is addictive
A little bit
Looking like I crossed Pickle Rick
With a Stickle Brick
Got a lot of kids
Dunno which is legitimate
Strict with the discipline
Kick it your little shin
If I had hips, then I'd wiggle them quick
Putting the twitch through your bits
Like a silicon chip
Hitting the strip club, giving them the minimum tip
And then I drink like a fish 'til I'm visibly pissed
So, allow me to posit a rhetorical question
For your consideration
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
My rap sheet reads like an actual novel
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
Don't do ... though. I lack the nostrils
Axolotls, party hard
It can get naughty
Clap your hands and rock your body
Or I'll smack your botty
Bloody cute, but a ruthless predator
Do fish neat
Don't use chips, vinegar
Or anything to spoil the taste
Enjoy all the scales
And oil their tails
I bite them, while they flail
Ay
A bucket of fish is ... delicious
I tuck in and finish
Under a minute. Chuck us another again
I'm betting, you couldn't do that
Man, I bet you're impressed
Nevertheless it's you that is keeping us as a pet
Which colour pet'll you get?
It's a fluorescent roulette
Because there's several sets
Of different visual effects
It's like a discotheque has just risen from the depths
And your ship's all wet, so best hit the deck
Aboard the dance floor
Strut! What you reckon the plank's for?
Move that junk back and forth
Up and down, like a band saw
And keep it clapping 'til your hand's raw
When I splash, I'm 'a smash
Deeper than the FNAF lore
Cineaste. Not getting critiqued by Peter Bradshaw
It's in the ass. The PG euphemism would be "back door"
Advertiser-friendly or am I already blackballed?
Please, don't demonetise. I'm an ad whore
Accept readily the divisive reductive labels that society forces on you with such relish
That society comes to regret it
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
More inappropriate than wheelchair ramps with cobbles
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
So give us a clap like a backstreet brothel
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
Plough an old bird like a pterodactyl fossil
"Who likes to party?"
Axolotls
Look out for the blue ones
God attacks and waffles
Axolotls, party hard
It can get naughty
Clap your hands and rock your body
Writer(s): Dan Bull
