"Jim Jack Or Jose" lyrics

Jacob called me crazy, he's the one who drove me there
I find it kind of funny cuz he's the one who had the affair
Jesse thought he was a good guy, but good guys don't run away
He knew how to open a tab but he didn't know how to pay

But I'll take my chances on Jim
I'll go out drinking with him
The only man I'll ever chase is Jack
Cuz he's just hot like that
Jose's got me laughin' and cryin'
Dancing on tables and buyin'
Everybody a shot in this place
Here's a shot to better taste
I don't trust boys with names that start with J
Unless they're Jim, Jack or Jose

Joe said, I'm the one, but only when there's no one else
He was talking to ten other girls and keeping it to himself
Jason took me home to meet his dad and mom
He was all mine till he changed his mind then he was good as gone

But I'll take my chances on Jim
I'll go out drinking with him
The only man I'll ever chase is Jack
Cuz he's just hot like that
Jose's got me laughin' and cryin'
Dancing on tables and buyin'
Everybody a shot in this place
Here's a shot to better taste
I don't trust boys with names that start with J
Unless they're Jim, Jack or Jose

Wine is fine for a girls night
But I gotta face the facts
When it comes to a broken heart
I know who's got my back

I'll take my chances on Jim
I'll go out drinking with him
The only man I'll ever chase is Jack
Cuz he's just hot like that
Jose's got me laughin' and cryin'
Dancing on tables and buyin'
Everybody a shot in this place
Here's a shot to better taste
I don't trust boys with names that start with J
Unless they're Jim, Jack or Jose
Jim, Jack or Jose