"Shake (Like A Lettuce Leaf)" lyrics

Prawn cocktail, black forest gateau
Eggs and gammon with a bottle of Lambrusco
This is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be
You can keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes
You know where you can stick your canapés

I just want what every man wants
A nibble on your vol-au-vents
And a pint

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)
Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

I like simple things; meaty pies
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried
Never could pronounce "hors d'oeuvres"
Cannot speak the language of love

I just want what every man wants
A nibble on your vol-au-vents... and a pint

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)
Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)
Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)
So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf
(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)