"Houdini (Remix)" lyrics
(originally by Eminem)
Guess who's back on an Eminem beat
Did Renegade dirty like just last week
I'm the definition of hard and my rap genes
Seem fitted to fit 1973
Back when rap started and was first created
And America was dealing with stagnant wages
The Vietnam war, mass inflation
And Watergate that had just caused the resignation
Of President Nixon, everybody was shocked
Then a new genre came and greased the cock
Jacked off mainstream and then came and rocked
Every genre known, country to pop
Hi! I'm Dax
The illegitimate son of mainstream rap
If you ain't never heard my music it's cause that
It doesn't propagate destroying the middle class
I touch on taboo topics
Like porn addiction and the dangers of constant pussy popping
I've never tried drugs but to be honest
I'm a very high-functioning alcoholic
I'm a straight Christian who's not registered to vote
I got 7 and half inches down below
I went 3 universities and just about 4
And almost got kicked out 'cause some lying-ass hoes
One had a boyfriend, second wouldn't give dome
Started calling me names, so I made her walk home
Third was the Newman U, woman's volleyball coach
Who had false claims to destroy my name, then took me court
But she lost, she must've had a brain disorder
'Cause she got a restraining order
But assaulted me? That doesn't make sense
Like people thinking that men and women can be friends
I'm the scientific definition of a movement
No racial tension, and my ascension
Is 'cause my skill and how I've payed attention
To my lifestyle and made it cost effective
I'm Honda driving, Target shopping
Penny pinching same clothes, wearing son of gun
I don't flex for the gram, wear designer brands
And I can confidently say that I'm not a thug
I pay all my taxes, drink Starbucks
Like real bodies, and not all that plastic
Your BBLs suck, when you dump your truck
How the hell do you guys even wipe your asses?!
I'm left-handed, unorthodox
I uppercut the game with these hooks I drop
They try to put me in a box but they can't contain
I jab right, crossover to different lanes
I'm on a roll rocking stages, entertaining
Screaming "Vote Donald Trump," the assassination
Attempt on his life in my estimation
Was planned by a secret organization
The best in the game, I'm a mastermind, I mastered my
Tones and inflections, my
Metaphors do more and fortify
And gross with the likes of fortune five
They're mad at me 'cause you're not forced to like
My core principles which oppose their i-
Dealistic, satanist world disguised
That's a playground run by pedophiles
I'm ahead by miles and I can't slow down
It's criminal activity, push capitalism
Jack prices of gas, tax us to the max
Tell us Joe Biden was just sharp as tack
Then have Kamala follow the aftermath
And try to convince and garner the votes of blacks
Political traps were placed, this republic can
Not be a republic if the Democrats
Drag Biden's ass through a campaign, avoid
A primary just so they could place a plant
Replace vegetables and make it dance
Sprinkle it with feminism and rainbow flags
I'm not even into political themes, I just had a dream
That maybe we're not a democracy but rather a bougie oligarchy
And side-note; I hate the movie Barbie
This family's at feud, where is Steve Harvey?
I'm starting to smell Civil War
I can taste the propaganda being made
It's practically dripping through my pores
I don't even wanna rap no more
So if you ask what I'm even rapping for
Just know I got bored
Of the mainstream wave that's washed up shore
That you all ride on a shitty surfboard
I wasn't made in China, I'm not in stores, TaiWan(T) a new career
I scream to bask in something else instead of robbing you of vanilla
Content that is all just filla, mine's to deep that's why they try
To ignore me cause I got the scoop on all their wicked lies
Ain't no way that I'm not top-five of the best rap guys under 45, oh-oh
I get chicken and I pop eyes, if you say I don't then I know you're fired, oh-oh
I rise like Easter day 'cause I'm glorifying Jesus' name
Drenched in the blood, holy name, letting Him in to restore my faith (ah)
I cannot forfeed my brain with the lies they've told or their evil ways, no-oh
I will not sell my soul for a check or just a Garner fame, no-oh
I am protected reign over everything that is in my way
Will not bend, will not break will not leave the people astray, yeah (Ha-ha)
It's Dax!
Did Renegade dirty like just last week
I'm the definition of hard and my rap genes
Seem fitted to fit 1973
Back when rap started and was first created
And America was dealing with stagnant wages
The Vietnam war, mass inflation
And Watergate that had just caused the resignation
Of President Nixon, everybody was shocked
Then a new genre came and greased the cock
Jacked off mainstream and then came and rocked
Every genre known, country to pop
Hi! I'm Dax
The illegitimate son of mainstream rap
If you ain't never heard my music it's cause that
It doesn't propagate destroying the middle class
I touch on taboo topics
Like porn addiction and the dangers of constant pussy popping
I've never tried drugs but to be honest
I'm a very high-functioning alcoholic
I'm a straight Christian who's not registered to vote
I got 7 and half inches down below
I went 3 universities and just about 4
And almost got kicked out 'cause some lying-ass hoes
One had a boyfriend, second wouldn't give dome
Started calling me names, so I made her walk home
Third was the Newman U, woman's volleyball coach
Who had false claims to destroy my name, then took me court
But she lost, she must've had a brain disorder
'Cause she got a restraining order
But assaulted me? That doesn't make sense
Like people thinking that men and women can be friends
I'm the scientific definition of a movement
No racial tension, and my ascension
Is 'cause my skill and how I've payed attention
To my lifestyle and made it cost effective
I'm Honda driving, Target shopping
Penny pinching same clothes, wearing son of gun
I don't flex for the gram, wear designer brands
And I can confidently say that I'm not a thug
I pay all my taxes, drink Starbucks
Like real bodies, and not all that plastic
Your BBLs suck, when you dump your truck
How the hell do you guys even wipe your asses?!
I'm left-handed, unorthodox
I uppercut the game with these hooks I drop
They try to put me in a box but they can't contain
I jab right, crossover to different lanes
I'm on a roll rocking stages, entertaining
Screaming "Vote Donald Trump," the assassination
Attempt on his life in my estimation
Was planned by a secret organization
The best in the game, I'm a mastermind, I mastered my
Tones and inflections, my
Metaphors do more and fortify
And gross with the likes of fortune five
They're mad at me 'cause you're not forced to like
My core principles which oppose their i-
Dealistic, satanist world disguised
That's a playground run by pedophiles
I'm ahead by miles and I can't slow down
It's criminal activity, push capitalism
Jack prices of gas, tax us to the max
Tell us Joe Biden was just sharp as tack
Then have Kamala follow the aftermath
And try to convince and garner the votes of blacks
Political traps were placed, this republic can
Not be a republic if the Democrats
Drag Biden's ass through a campaign, avoid
A primary just so they could place a plant
Replace vegetables and make it dance
Sprinkle it with feminism and rainbow flags
I'm not even into political themes, I just had a dream
That maybe we're not a democracy but rather a bougie oligarchy
And side-note; I hate the movie Barbie
This family's at feud, where is Steve Harvey?
I'm starting to smell Civil War
I can taste the propaganda being made
It's practically dripping through my pores
I don't even wanna rap no more
So if you ask what I'm even rapping for
Just know I got bored
Of the mainstream wave that's washed up shore
That you all ride on a shitty surfboard
I wasn't made in China, I'm not in stores, TaiWan(T) a new career
I scream to bask in something else instead of robbing you of vanilla
Content that is all just filla, mine's to deep that's why they try
To ignore me cause I got the scoop on all their wicked lies
Ain't no way that I'm not top-five of the best rap guys under 45, oh-oh
I get chicken and I pop eyes, if you say I don't then I know you're fired, oh-oh
I rise like Easter day 'cause I'm glorifying Jesus' name
Drenched in the blood, holy name, letting Him in to restore my faith (ah)
I cannot forfeed my brain with the lies they've told or their evil ways, no-oh
I will not sell my soul for a check or just a Garner fame, no-oh
I am protected reign over everything that is in my way
Will not bend, will not break will not leave the people astray, yeah (Ha-ha)
It's Dax!
