"Fresh N Clean (Silence The Critics)" lyrics

Ooh, ooh
Dirty

Bidi-bop-bop
I must confess
This place ain't best
This place is a mess (Disgusting)
Bidi-bop-bop
Nah, you don't deserve no guests (Nah)
In here, in here I don't wanna lay down or rest (Are you crazy?)
That crack in the wall needs addressing
The state of the floor is just depressing
This table's older than the pyramids (Older?)
At least it's younger than the mirror is
This place is small and it's barely a house
Never mind the cat, you couldn't even swing a mouse (It's so small)
Hmm, those curtains are looking tired
Decorations are tired
Look, your style is fired

It's like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (Bang)
If your house was a car, it would get pulled over (Excuse me, please)
This is very, very
Very, very
Very, very, very unacceptable (Okay)

Let's walk around, I'll give the house a scan
Oops, doorknob broke off into my hand (My gosh)
Every time I touch something I wanna wash my hands (Sanitise)
I don't wanna sit in here, I'd rather stand (Cool, I'm alright)
You got wobbly seats at your dining table (Wobbly)
Everywhere I look it's wires and cables (Which one's this for?)
This is the messiest house that I've ever been in
Look at the stains in the rug, that's gonna need more than cleaning
What, the sofa bed's not working, it's not flicking out? (Nah mate)
Hmm, think it's time to sort it out (Come on)
Walls are meant to be white but they're looking beige (Tell me)
What, did you have a house party? What, did you have a rave?

It's like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (Bang)
If your house was a car, it would get pulled over (Excuse me, please)
This is very, very
Very, very
Very, very, very unacceptable

Sip-bidip-ooh, ooh
Dirty-ty, that's you-you
(Oh my god)
Fresh and clean
Bidi-bop-bop