"(It's Gonna Be A) Punk Rock Christmas" lyrics

Let's have it
Oi
Yeah

It's gonna to be
A punk rock Christmas this year
Even Santa's gonna be
A Sex Pistol for a day
All those Christmas trees
Swinging safety pins on their leaves
It's gonna be
A punk rock Christmas this year

[?] star for a day
The King will sing Anarchy In The UK
And old Johnny Walton will sing Jingle Bells out of his bottom
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Johnny

Rick Wakeman will take up electric guitar, ha
And Blondie will put on a Christmassy bra
There's a group called The Damned, they say
Who play the four wise men in a play, in a play, in a play

It's gonna be, haha
A punk rock Christmas this year
Even Santa's gonna be
A [?] for a day
All those Christmas trees
Swinging safety pins on their leaves
It's gonna be
A punk rock Christmas this year

What do you want for Christmas, little boy?
I want a [?] copy of Young, Loud and Snotty
I've gotta play an old [?] till the name has gone bodgie
I want an Ace guitar and a subscription to [?] Magazine
What else do you you want for Christmas, little boy?
Want two copies of God Save The Queen
I wanna be the new singer in the Dead Boys
The Dead Boys?
Yeah, the Dead Boys
If you're a good little brat, your wish will come true
Yeah, well it bloody well better

We're gonna give ya
A punk rock Christmas this year
And I'm gonna give you
A nice sweater all ripped to shreds
Get mum and dad chic
Get safety pins on their cheeks

It's gonna be
A punk rock Christmas this year
A punk rock Christmas this year
Oh, a punk rock Christmas this year
Well, it's gonna be, oh
Yeah, it's the only thing that you need, whoa
2025, yeah a punk rock Christmas this year
2025, had a punk rock Christmas this year
Ooh, hey you're dead or you're alive
It's 2025 and it's a punk rock rock 'n' roll Christmas
This year, this year, woo

And all of that bollocks