DEADLETTER - Pop Culture Connoisseur Lyrics

DEADLETTER Lyrics

"Pop Culture Connoisseur"

A hackneyed approach
To your occupation
Barcode deceit
Antithesis of legislation
Wants the sweets
But masquerades as savories
Just 995
Instead makes off for 7p

He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire

Assumes a basketball stance
Scamming and dunking (Scam dunk)
Perhaps takes contrary stance
To major chainstore demands
You can picture him now
Down in the boozer that eve
Says "Guys I've got quite the tale
Can't blame if you won't believe"

He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire

Mr. Read
Could not contain your greed
Who needs a dozen full of custard
Surely a few would cut the mustard
Mr. Read
I hope you've gorged your needs
Pack your belongings in cardboard
It's time to rethink your remit!

He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire

Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite that
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire

He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
Quite the uproar, quite that
He's seen too many cartoons
Pop Culture Connoisseur
Caused quite the uproar, quite the uproar
In Wisbech, Cambridgeshire

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Writer(s): William Alan King, Alfred Charles Husband, George Frederick Ullyott, Zachary Lawrence Woolley

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