"Welcome To The Show" lyrics
"Welcome To The Show"
Let's go Everybody
Get in the car
Welcome to the show
A kid's show with a bar
On the planet Mars
Look! There's the Czar!
It opens with a scene
Like you've never seen
Meet George the human bean
Grandpa blows his nose
Then begins to wheeze
I think he's going to sneeze
Suzie's got the hives
Reggies' got nine lives
They're playing with some knives
The drinks are all like goo
Some say they're filled with poo
But it's really just Yoo-Hoo
Welcome to the show
Tune in if you please
Everyone here is friendly
They don't even have many fleas
Gramps, the Czar and Suzie
And George the human bean
But watch out for that Reggie
He can be really really mean
A quarter half past nine
The kids all get some wine
And then begin to dine
Filled with thistle stew
That the witches grew
They begin to turn bright blue
This show will never please
Aunt Martha and her rat
Just imagine that
And when you see Aunt Martha
Be sure to give a shout
That old bat hates everyone
And show yourself right out
Let's go Everybody
Get in the car
Welcome to the show
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