"Going Viral" lyrics
(performed by Will Roland)
Now there's a lot of stupid shit that hits the internet
But if it's funny or embarrassing than you can bet it goes viral
That shit goes viral
Oh whoa oh, oh whoa oh
When a cat plays piano or a fat girl falls
Then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls
And it's viral
Fuckin' viral
Oh whoa oh, oh whoa oh, oh
Once your letter first gets tweeted
That shit never gets deleted
One kid clicks, then two, then six
And oh, you know...
It's going viral! Viral!
You'll be an internet celebrity
Cause it'll spread like fucking HPV!
Now everybody knows your shit!
It's going viral! Viral!
You'll be the poster boy for 'gay and lame'
So either kill yourself or change your name!
'Cause it's going viral! Viral! Viral!
You'll see it blowing up on YouTube like a hip-hop song
And every soccer mom in Omaha will sing along
'Cause it's viral
It's v-v-v-v-v-v-v-viral!
Oh whoa oh, oh whoa oh, oh
Trust me dude, that shit will linger
Worse than Charlie but my finger!
Just sit back and watch this fucker
Grow, grow, grow, oh!
It's going viral! Viral!
You're poppin' up on every laptop screen
And kids will dress like you for Halloween!
Khakis and those fucking shoes!
It's going viral! Viral!
I'll get to say I knew the YouTube star
That people laugh about in Kandahar!
'Cause it's going viral! Viral! Viral!
It's worse everyday; it's never ending
You flee to Bombay, and still you're trending
You climb a mountain and you find a guru
And he promises that you'll be a new you
But one night lying in your bunk
You lock eyes with another monk
He looks at you with piercing eyes
And then you see him recognize
You wonder what he's gonna do!
He calls the gurus in with you!
He pulls his phone out, and it's back again!
'Dear Evan Hansen. It turns out, I'm a huge loser! And my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end...'
That shit went viral! Viral!
It's like a cyber hell you can't escape
Where every gang is up for cyber rape!
Your life's gonna spiral! Spiral!
When this goes viral! Viral! Viral!
You are fucked!
But if it's funny or embarrassing than you can bet it goes viral
That shit goes viral
Oh whoa oh, oh whoa oh
When a cat plays piano or a fat girl falls
Then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls
And it's viral
Fuckin' viral
Oh whoa oh, oh whoa oh, oh
Once your letter first gets tweeted
That shit never gets deleted
One kid clicks, then two, then six
And oh, you know...
It's going viral! Viral!
You'll be an internet celebrity
Cause it'll spread like fucking HPV!
Now everybody knows your shit!
It's going viral! Viral!
You'll be the poster boy for 'gay and lame'
So either kill yourself or change your name!
'Cause it's going viral! Viral! Viral!
You'll see it blowing up on YouTube like a hip-hop song
And every soccer mom in Omaha will sing along
'Cause it's viral
It's v-v-v-v-v-v-v-viral!
Oh whoa oh, oh whoa oh, oh
Trust me dude, that shit will linger
Worse than Charlie but my finger!
Just sit back and watch this fucker
Grow, grow, grow, oh!
It's going viral! Viral!
You're poppin' up on every laptop screen
And kids will dress like you for Halloween!
Khakis and those fucking shoes!
It's going viral! Viral!
I'll get to say I knew the YouTube star
That people laugh about in Kandahar!
'Cause it's going viral! Viral! Viral!
It's worse everyday; it's never ending
You flee to Bombay, and still you're trending
You climb a mountain and you find a guru
And he promises that you'll be a new you
But one night lying in your bunk
You lock eyes with another monk
He looks at you with piercing eyes
And then you see him recognize
You wonder what he's gonna do!
He calls the gurus in with you!
He pulls his phone out, and it's back again!
'Dear Evan Hansen. It turns out, I'm a huge loser! And my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end...'
That shit went viral! Viral!
It's like a cyber hell you can't escape
Where every gang is up for cyber rape!
Your life's gonna spiral! Spiral!
When this goes viral! Viral! Viral!
You are fucked!
Thanks to Katie for adding these lyrics.
