"Brainwashed Follower" lyrics
[Jeff:]
Yo yo. Hey, man. Ain't you guys um, Plug One? Plug Two?
Potholes in my Lawn? You're those weird guys. De La Soul. Right?
[Dove:]
Yeah. What's up, little man? How you feeling? I'm Dove. How you feeling?
[Pos:]
Yo. What's up, man? My name is Pos
[Mase:]
What's up? I'm Mase. Yo, shorty. What's your name?
[Jeff:]
Oh, my name? Jeff. You guys are walking? Now rappers ain't supposed to walk
[Pos:]
Sorry, little man, but you know
[Jeff:]
Jeff. I told you, my name is Jeff. If you guys are rappers, where's your dukey gold chains? Y'all don't have no dukey gold chains
[Mase:]
We don't wear gold chains. We'd rather spend our money on more important things like equipment, necessities
[De La Soul:]
And video games!
[Jeff:]
Y'all are crazy. No chains, dag. Okay. Where's your BMW?
You're not supposed to walk. Where's your Jeeps, your Maximas?
[Dove:]
Maximas? Yo, Maxin' would break my flow. And with the cause of gas, Jeff, man, I'd rather take the transit that's mass
[Jeff:]
What you say? You are C-R-A-Z-E-E. Crazee. Don't you know you can't be def if you don't have no gold? Or a car, man? What's up?
[Mase:]
Who told you that?
[Jeff:]
Everybody who's def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes
[Mase:]
Wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty. You're buggin'. Do you like Plug Tunin' and Potholes?
[Jeff:]
Yeah, that song's def
[Pos:]
But we don't wear no gold chains, nor do we ride BMWs and Maxes or Jeeps. Yet you still think our music is def, right? Wait a minute. Did I say 'def'?
[De La Soul:]
Rrrr-rah!
[Jeff:]
What?
[Pos:]
Nothing, nothing. It's just that we don't deal with all that materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and supply our listeners. Understand, my man?
[Jeff:]
Where's your beepers? Why don't you have beepers? Everybody wears beepers. You have to have beepers to look down
[Mase:]
Argh! Little man is brainwashed indeed!
[Dove:]
Nah, nah. Beepers are the least of status situators, man. Plus I find them ugly as parking tickets
[Jeff:]
You guys talk funny
[Pos:]
Well, actually our verbal is kinetic. So, when released flow A to Z is perfectly pitched in advance in intricacy
[Jeff:]
Yeah, you homeboys are really bugged
[Pos:]
Wait a minute. Did he say
[Mase:]
Bugged?
[De La Soul:]
Rrrr-rah!
[Jeff:]
So, no car, no beepers, no gold. That's weak, man, that's weak
[Dove:]
Jesus, did he say 'weak'? Jesus, they never learn
[Pos:]
Foolish mind. Have I, have I
[Mase:]
Actin' like that lady!
[De La Soul:]
That lady!
[Pos:]
Peace, my brother
Yo yo. Hey, man. Ain't you guys um, Plug One? Plug Two?
Potholes in my Lawn? You're those weird guys. De La Soul. Right?
[Dove:]
Yeah. What's up, little man? How you feeling? I'm Dove. How you feeling?
[Pos:]
Yo. What's up, man? My name is Pos
[Mase:]
What's up? I'm Mase. Yo, shorty. What's your name?
[Jeff:]
Oh, my name? Jeff. You guys are walking? Now rappers ain't supposed to walk
[Pos:]
Sorry, little man, but you know
[Jeff:]
Jeff. I told you, my name is Jeff. If you guys are rappers, where's your dukey gold chains? Y'all don't have no dukey gold chains
[Mase:]
We don't wear gold chains. We'd rather spend our money on more important things like equipment, necessities
[De La Soul:]
And video games!
[Jeff:]
Y'all are crazy. No chains, dag. Okay. Where's your BMW?
You're not supposed to walk. Where's your Jeeps, your Maximas?
[Dove:]
Maximas? Yo, Maxin' would break my flow. And with the cause of gas, Jeff, man, I'd rather take the transit that's mass
[Jeff:]
What you say? You are C-R-A-Z-E-E. Crazee. Don't you know you can't be def if you don't have no gold? Or a car, man? What's up?
[Mase:]
Who told you that?
[Jeff:]
Everybody who's def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes
[Mase:]
Wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty. You're buggin'. Do you like Plug Tunin' and Potholes?
[Jeff:]
Yeah, that song's def
[Pos:]
But we don't wear no gold chains, nor do we ride BMWs and Maxes or Jeeps. Yet you still think our music is def, right? Wait a minute. Did I say 'def'?
[De La Soul:]
Rrrr-rah!
[Jeff:]
What?
[Pos:]
Nothing, nothing. It's just that we don't deal with all that materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and supply our listeners. Understand, my man?
[Jeff:]
Where's your beepers? Why don't you have beepers? Everybody wears beepers. You have to have beepers to look down
[Mase:]
Argh! Little man is brainwashed indeed!
[Dove:]
Nah, nah. Beepers are the least of status situators, man. Plus I find them ugly as parking tickets
[Jeff:]
You guys talk funny
[Pos:]
Well, actually our verbal is kinetic. So, when released flow A to Z is perfectly pitched in advance in intricacy
[Jeff:]
Yeah, you homeboys are really bugged
[Pos:]
Wait a minute. Did he say
[Mase:]
Bugged?
[De La Soul:]
Rrrr-rah!
[Jeff:]
So, no car, no beepers, no gold. That's weak, man, that's weak
[Dove:]
Jesus, did he say 'weak'? Jesus, they never learn
[Pos:]
Foolish mind. Have I, have I
[Mase:]
Actin' like that lady!
[De La Soul:]
That lady!
[Pos:]
Peace, my brother
