"They Call That Religion (Live)" lyrics

They say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls
Well, now he's preaching just to buy jelly rolls
Old Deacon Jones, he was a preaching king
Man they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing

Well, they call that religion (Call that religion)
They call that religion (Call that religion)
They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies

Ted Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs
He was a friend of the president and everything
He said, "Live your life right, man, keep your hands clean"
Well they caught him with a prostitute on methamphetamines

Well, they call that religion (Call that religion)
They call that religion (Call that religion)
They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies

Ol' Elron was a preacher now, just the same
He had the millionaires now playing his game
He said "Uh, I got a science of a different kind
Well, follow me, movie stars, move objects with your mind"

Well, they call that religion (Call that religion)
They call that religion (Call that religion)
They call that religion, but you know he went to hell when he died

Well, they call that religion (Call that religion)
They call that religion (Call that religion)
They call that religion, but you know they're going to hell when they die
Yeah, they call that religion, but you know they're going to hell when they die