"Gwynnocent" lyrics

Trust in me, Gwynnie P
Who you gonna trust
Of the two of us?
Some old optometrist
Or the star of the talented Mr Ripley?

Why am I here in this courtroom?
I have commited no crime
We could have done this all on zoom
And saved a lot of time
Are you forgetting?

I'm not a woman to push and shove
I was the star of Shakespeare in love
I walk from the courtroom through these sliding doors
You'll see...

(She's Gwynnocent)
You know I'm not a crook
(She's Gwynnocent)
Cause I was wendy in hook
(Irrelevant)
In a Ralph Lauren suit and a Hollywood smile
I will win this trial

You know me pretty well
Don't throw me in a cell
Think of all the roles I have played
It's fair to say I'm never the villain

Why am I stuck here in Utah
(She wants to know)
I have commited no sin
(Just let her go)
Terry's been pointing the finger
But I'm gonna win
Let's stick together

Always remember that I'm your gal
I was quite funny in shallow hal
Got murdered in seven
And sang pretty well in glee

(She's Gwynnocent)
You've got nothing on me
(She's Gwynnocent)
You should learn how to ski
(We agree)
Got some sick Prada boots and my feminine wiles
I will win this trial