"Ghetto Fabulous" lyrics

The secret to happiness is having a clean asshole
A bleached asshole, a waxed asshole
What type of girl are you to paint the town brown? (Dolly)

Yeah, okay, I twist when I walk (I do)
I pop my bubblegum and use my hands when I talk (And do)
I'm so fucking cunt (Cunt), she so fucking cunt (Cunt)
We so fucking cunt (Cunt), yeah, that's cunt

Pop your pussy (Black pussy)
Pop your pussy (Brown pussy)
Pop your pussy (White pussy)
Pop your pussy
Wait, did you douchey-douchey? (Douche your asshole)
Did you douche? (Douche your asshole)
Did you douche? (Douche your asshole)
Did you douche? (Douche your asshole)

I'm so ghetto fabulous, I'm so ghetto fabulous, I'm so ghetto fabulous
I think I'm all that
I'm so ghetto fabulous, I'm so ghetto fabulous, I'm so ghetto fabulous
I think I'm all that

On my way to Hollywood with a quick weave (Dolly)
I got an ass that them white folks never seen
Sippin' on mimosas while I get my toes done (Yeah)
Rented out a yacht in Miami just for fun
Ghetto bitch, coochie good, Sukihana (Uh)
I got hot sauce in my purse at Benihanas (Uh)
Bad bitches actin' up all summer (Uh)
It cost a fee for me to unblock your number (Ew)

I'm so ghetto fabulous, I'm so ghetto fabulous, I'm so ghetto fabulous
I think I'm all that
I'm so ghetto fabulous, I'm so ghetto fabulous, I'm so ghetto fabulous
I think I'm all that

Pop your pussy (Black pussy)
Pop your pussy (Brown pussy)
Pop your pussy (White pussy)
Pop your pussy
Wait, did you douchey-douchey? (Douche your asshole)
Did you douche? (Douche your asshole)
Did you douche? (Douche your asshole)
Did you douche? (Douche your asshole)

When you douche your asshole
You gotta douche until the water is clear
And you gotta at least take two hours to do it before that nigga get to your fucking house
(Dolly)