"All I Want For Christmas Is An Open Bar" lyrics

I took that Christmas tree that you and me got on Christmas Eve last year
Covered it in gasoline and I burned it
Yeah, I took down every Christmas light, one at a time
Put it in a box and drove it back to Walmart and returned it

No, I won't be watching Home Alone, home alone tonight
Yes, I'm gone, out looking for the first dive I can find

All I want for Christmas is an open bar
A neon light shining like a Northern star
Somewhere I can sit and sip an ice cold beer
If I can't have you, girl, all I want this year
Is somewhere I can go you know that ain't closed down
Just because Santa Claus is coming to town
There's gotta be a place for this here broken heart
All I want for Christmas is an open bar
Open bar

If I hear "It's Cold Outside" or "Silent Night"
One more time, I'll put a .45 hole in my radio and it'll be worth it
Hell, if I gotta drive five hundred miles
To the Flora Bama line for a Miller Light then damn it, I'll do it
Sorry mama for cursing

All I want for Christmas is an open bar
A neon light shining like a Northern star
Somewhere I can sit and sip an ice cold beer
If I can't have you, girl, all I want this year
Is somewhere I can go you know that ain't closed down
Just because Santa Claus is coming to town
There's gotta be a place for this here broken heart
All I want for Christmas is an open bar, yeah
Woo, is an open bar, yeah, c'mon

I got chains on my tires, down in 4-low
I wanna get over you, but ain't got nowhere to go, no

All I want for Christmas is an open bar
A neon light shining like a Northern star
Somewhere I can sit and sip an ice cold beer
If I can't have you, girl, all I want this year
Is somewhere I can go you know that ain't closed down
Just because Santa Claus is coming to town
There's gotta be a place for this here broken heart
All I want for Christmas is an open bar
All I want for Christmas is an open bar, yeah

That's all I want this year
Is an open bar
Yee-hoo
That'll do it