"Calendar Girls" lyrics
All of these calendar girls that are fucking my world up
I'm sick of calendar girls when they head it don't grow up
You never said thank you for all the things I did
You really should go see a therapist
Oh, you gon' stab me in the back? (In the back)
I'll rip the brakes right out your car (I hope you crash, yeah)
Oh, I might just go and burn your house down, swoop your best friend and make out at the bar (Out at the bar)
Oh yeah, you so overrated but these boys they go crazy when you call (Oh, when you call)
Oh, she a calendar girl, she gon' stay one month then she's gone
Oh, then she's gone (Yeah)
All of these calendar girls that are fucking my world up
I'm sick of calendar girls when they head it don't grow up
Soon as I let one thing slide, she was skatin'
Soon as you recognize real, she was fakin'
She that Virginia George schemin' on the daily, I swear it's on the daily, baby (Yeah)
I shoulda seen the red flags that were wavin' in front of my face
All my friends say that I've got a type and I'm prayin' to god it'll change
'Cause you never said thank you for all the things I did (I did right)
You really should go see a therapist
Oh, you gon' stab me in the back? (Yea-yeah)
I'll rip the brakes right out your car (I hope you crash, yeah)
Oh, I might just go and burn your house down, swoop your best friend and make out at the bar (Out at the bar)
Oh yeah, you so overrated but these boys they go crazy when you call (Oh, when you call)
Oh, she a calendar girl, she gon' stay one month then she's gone
Oh, then she's gone (Yeah)
All of these calendar girls that are fucking my world up
I'm sick of calendar girls when they head it don't grow up
A shopoholic, she a master in the art
You bet your ass she pullin' streaks on every hour
A different boy from Jan and Feb then me for march
I've been swimming with the sharks (Oh)
'Cause you never said thank you for all the things I did (Oh no)
You really should go see a therapist
Oh, you gon' stab me in the back? (Yea-yeah)
I'll rip the brakes right out your car (I hope you crash, yeah)
Oh, I might just go and burn your house down, swoop your best friend and make out at the bar (Make out at the bar)
Oh yeah, you so overrated but these boys they go crazy when you call (Call, when you call)
Oh, she a calendar girl, she gon' stay one month then she's gone
Oh, then she's gone, yeah
I'm sick of calendar girls when they head it don't grow up
You never said thank you for all the things I did
You really should go see a therapist
Oh, you gon' stab me in the back? (In the back)
I'll rip the brakes right out your car (I hope you crash, yeah)
Oh, I might just go and burn your house down, swoop your best friend and make out at the bar (Out at the bar)
Oh yeah, you so overrated but these boys they go crazy when you call (Oh, when you call)
Oh, she a calendar girl, she gon' stay one month then she's gone
Oh, then she's gone (Yeah)
All of these calendar girls that are fucking my world up
I'm sick of calendar girls when they head it don't grow up
Soon as I let one thing slide, she was skatin'
Soon as you recognize real, she was fakin'
She that Virginia George schemin' on the daily, I swear it's on the daily, baby (Yeah)
I shoulda seen the red flags that were wavin' in front of my face
All my friends say that I've got a type and I'm prayin' to god it'll change
'Cause you never said thank you for all the things I did (I did right)
You really should go see a therapist
Oh, you gon' stab me in the back? (Yea-yeah)
I'll rip the brakes right out your car (I hope you crash, yeah)
Oh, I might just go and burn your house down, swoop your best friend and make out at the bar (Out at the bar)
Oh yeah, you so overrated but these boys they go crazy when you call (Oh, when you call)
Oh, she a calendar girl, she gon' stay one month then she's gone
Oh, then she's gone (Yeah)
All of these calendar girls that are fucking my world up
I'm sick of calendar girls when they head it don't grow up
A shopoholic, she a master in the art
You bet your ass she pullin' streaks on every hour
A different boy from Jan and Feb then me for march
I've been swimming with the sharks (Oh)
'Cause you never said thank you for all the things I did (Oh no)
You really should go see a therapist
Oh, you gon' stab me in the back? (Yea-yeah)
I'll rip the brakes right out your car (I hope you crash, yeah)
Oh, I might just go and burn your house down, swoop your best friend and make out at the bar (Make out at the bar)
Oh yeah, you so overrated but these boys they go crazy when you call (Call, when you call)
Oh, she a calendar girl, she gon' stay one month then she's gone
Oh, then she's gone, yeah
