"Red Solo Cup" lyrics

Now a red Solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin' from glass
Hey, a red Solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac can go kick grass, woo

Red Solo cup
I fill you up, let's have a party
Let's have a party
I love you, red Solo cup
I lift you up, proceed to party
Proceed to party

Now I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
'Cause when beer runs down the front of my back
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the fellas get smitten
Admiring how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie
When I get to hittin' on them to help me get lucky

Red Solo cup
I fill you up, let's have a party
Let's have a party
I love you, red Solo cup
I lift you up, proceed to party
Proceed to party

Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you, red, will do for this fella
'Cause you are the Abbott unto my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom
Oh, red Solo cup, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say

Red Solo cup, you're not just a cup
No, you're, you're my friend
Thank you for being my friend
I don't know how else to say it except

I love you, red Solo cup, ah
I fill you up, let's have a party, come on
Let's have a party, I love you, red Solo cup
I lift you up, proceed to party, proceed to party
I love you, red Solo cup, oh, yes, I do
I fill you up, let's have a party
Let's have a party, I love you
Red Solo cup, oh, yes, I do
I lift you up, proceed to party
Proceed to party, oh

Solo cup
Da-da-da-da-da-da
Solo cup
Oh, red Solo cup
Solo cup
You know that I love you
Solo cup
Sing it, boys
Solo cup
Uh-huh
Solo cup
Ooh
Solo cup
Let's have a party
Solo cup
Do-do-do-do

That's good