"Hateli Khopdi" lyrics
Hey! Bhai ne bola jo bhi bola
Full and final, khulam khulla
Hey! Bhai ne bola jo bhi bola
Full and final, khulam khulla
Hey! Bhai ne bola jo bhi bola
Full and final, khulam khulla
Thanda cola peeke watle
Yaha se warna garam hatela
Khopdi Apna aisa waisa
Chaiye humko paisa paisa
Oh kaisa
Oh kaisa
Oh kaisaaaa
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Oh har koi bole humko mawali
Ghoda uthate khele Diwali
Oh har koi bole humko mawali
Ghoda uthate khele diwali
Mei tera saala, tu meri saali
Sabse hatke apni hai boli
De tali, arre gatar ki naali
Collar hai upar, kano mei baali
Raat ko kare puri bottle khali
Arre alte me bhalte mei chalti hai public
Bhai log ki public bole toh taklif
Taklif toh honi hai bhai log hatele hai
Bhai log hatele hai, isiliye pateli hai
Ladki patane ko dete chameli hai
Maidane khali hai ankhe bhidali hai
Hum yaha pe asli hai
Baki sab jali hai (jali hai, samjha?)
Mera funda bada, fundamental
Bandha mei hu fully mental
Yede khopdi ki bani meri dimaag
Karu mei tera katal
Hateli khopdi, choti si naukri
Choti si jhopdi, zindagi tokri
Kyu kare naukri, sundar si chokri
Propose kia toh saala, usne bhi no kari
Kya bhai 36 ayege, 36 jayege
Par apne wale maa baapuch layege, samjha
Chal ay sab kha khuja, batti bhuja
Gaane mei dam laga
Arre angari ratein hai, chingari batein
Laton kei bhoot ab batein na mane
Sab bane shaane
Dum ke deewane
Tola uthate aur le jati Thane
Charas ka nasha ankho mei basa
Charsi ko dekhke bevda bhi thasa
Chandi ke chillam me angoor ka dana
Mumbai ka shana mei tu bachkana
Public apni bole toh, 80-90 pure 100
Pitega beta gharko chalo
Raat ko kha goli, phir din mei tu so
Kamaye duniya khaye hum
Lagega dum toh mitega gum
Aur bhai log itna bhi dum mat lagao ke
Wande ho jaye jeene ki
Aur waat lag jaye seene ki
Samjhe kya?
Agar meri hategi
Toh ticket teri kategi
Agar meri hategi
Toh ticket teri kategi
Agar meri hategi
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Full and final, khulam khulla
Hey! Bhai ne bola jo bhi bola
Full and final, khulam khulla
Hey! Bhai ne bola jo bhi bola
Full and final, khulam khulla
Thanda cola peeke watle
Yaha se warna garam hatela
Khopdi Apna aisa waisa
Chaiye humko paisa paisa
Oh kaisa
Oh kaisa
Oh kaisaaaa
Agar meri hategi
Toh ticket teri kategi
Agar meri hategi
Toh ticket teri kategi
Agar meri hategi
Toh ticket teri kategi
Agar meri hategi
Toh ticket teri kategi
Oh har koi bole humko mawali
Ghoda uthate khele Diwali
Oh har koi bole humko mawali
Ghoda uthate khele diwali
Mei tera saala, tu meri saali
Sabse hatke apni hai boli
De tali, arre gatar ki naali
Collar hai upar, kano mei baali
Raat ko kare puri bottle khali
Arre alte me bhalte mei chalti hai public
Bhai log ki public bole toh taklif
Taklif toh honi hai bhai log hatele hai
Bhai log hatele hai, isiliye pateli hai
Ladki patane ko dete chameli hai
Maidane khali hai ankhe bhidali hai
Hum yaha pe asli hai
Baki sab jali hai (jali hai, samjha?)
Mera funda bada, fundamental
Bandha mei hu fully mental
Yede khopdi ki bani meri dimaag
Karu mei tera katal
Hateli khopdi, choti si naukri
Choti si jhopdi, zindagi tokri
Kyu kare naukri, sundar si chokri
Propose kia toh saala, usne bhi no kari
Kya bhai 36 ayege, 36 jayege
Par apne wale maa baapuch layege, samjha
Chal ay sab kha khuja, batti bhuja
Gaane mei dam laga
Arre angari ratein hai, chingari batein
Laton kei bhoot ab batein na mane
Sab bane shaane
Dum ke deewane
Tola uthate aur le jati Thane
Charas ka nasha ankho mei basa
Charsi ko dekhke bevda bhi thasa
Chandi ke chillam me angoor ka dana
Mumbai ka shana mei tu bachkana
Public apni bole toh, 80-90 pure 100
Pitega beta gharko chalo
Raat ko kha goli, phir din mei tu so
Kamaye duniya khaye hum
Lagega dum toh mitega gum
Aur bhai log itna bhi dum mat lagao ke
Wande ho jaye jeene ki
Aur waat lag jaye seene ki
Samjhe kya?
Agar meri hategi
Toh ticket teri kategi
Agar meri hategi
Toh ticket teri kategi
Agar meri hategi
Toh ticket teri kategi
Agar meri hategi
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